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benny_and_stuff

24 M Brunswick, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Mar 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Drinks whiskey. Indulges in the odd cigar when there's nothing to celebrate. Spends too much time on Reddit. Reads, watches and listens to anything that will keep me up at night and make me late for work the next day. A fan of a bit of philosophy, history, and anything that I can Wikipedia for hours. I once ate a snickers bar at the gym while on the treadmill just to see who would give me weird looks. Done a fair bit of travelling lately, so wanting to settle down in Melbourne for the next little while.

I can be found watching Audrey Hepburn/Tautou movies, eating sausage rolls and reading comics. Can be heard quoting countless Will Ferrell movies and Scott Pilgrim references, even when they're completely uncalled for. Have a huge crush on that Jewish girl from Community.

I also want Dylan Moran in and around me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just moved away from Adelaide for a bit of a seachange and to try new things. Currently re-reading all my high school books and circlejerking over Christopher Nolan films. I sometimes watch old movies for the sole purpose to hear the Wilhelm scream.

I also try to convince expecting parents that they should name their kids either Mufasa or Optimus Prime. No one thus far has taken my flawless advice.

I wish it was socially acceptable to still play with Lego.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I would be freaking great in a zombie apocalypse, as long as they were slow zombies, and not the super fast fuckers from 28 Weeks Later. I would be terrible in a regular apocalypse.

Oh, and buying people coffee. I've been told that's one of my top three qualities. By my mum.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I'm not the droid they're looking for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Laura Marling, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, The xx, Alt-J, Tame Impala, anything by Jack White, and The (obligatory) Beatles.

TV currently consists of a healthy diet of Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Community, Louie, Game of Thrones and Black Books. That last one gives me all sorts of funnies.

Big fan of Life of Pi, 1984 and The Alchemist. Currently reading about a bajillion comics, and anything by Dawkins and Hitchens.

Don't get me started on food, I love eating that stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A cozy pub.
2. My bed. It's amazing.
3. Wine. Lots of it.
4. People that make me laugh.
5. Driving to the folks' every Sunday at 3am to watch the football.
6. Maltesars. Seriously, it's like meth to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
As cliche as it sounds, why we're here. I'm fascinated about how fortunate we are to "be", and where the world will be in ten, fifty, a hundred years. And like all males, I constantly think about how I would diffuse the situation of a terrorist holding everyone in the room hostage, including various forms of martial arts I haven't even heard of, and obligatory witty remarks after every punch.

Also, Batman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating cheese toasties and raiding the fridge for anything that resembles ice cream.

Also the same thing everyone else says: beer, movies, perhaps a video game or two, friends, saving orphans from burning buildings, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am easily the most ticklish person you will ever meet in the entire world. Elmo ain't got shit on me.

Also, I've watched the entire BBC version of Pride & Prejudice in one sitting and didn't even cry once.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You think you can beat me in Mario Kart.
- You're cool with the fact that I have a heterosexual crush on every James Bond and their suits.
- You want to borrow my comics.
- You want to give them back when you're finished.