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25 Adelaide, Australia Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 16
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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My name's Ben, and my Labradors thinks I'm shit hot. I drink whiskey like a dead set wanker. Spends too much time on Reddit. Reads, watches and listens to anything that will keep me up at night and make me late for work the next day. A fan of a bit of what's going on in the world, soccer, history, and anything that I can Wikipedia for hours.

I can be found watching Audrey Hepburn/Tautou movies, eating sausage rolls and reading comics. Can be heard quoting countless Will Ferrell movies and Scott Pilgrim references, even when they're completely uncalled for. Have a huge crush on that Jewish girl from Community.

I also want Dylan Moran in and around me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just moved back to Adelaide after a very nuts 18 month stint in Melbourne. I work for myself now, and I really truly love it. Currently re-reading all my high school books and jerking off over Christopher Nolan films. I sometimes watch old movies for the sole purpose to hear the Wilhelm scream.

I also try to convince expecting parents that they should name their kids either Mufasa or Optimus Prime. No one thus far has taken my flawless advice.

I wish it was socially acceptable to still play with Lego.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I would be freaking great in a zombie apocalypse, as long as they were slow zombies, and not the super fast fuckers from 28 Weeks Later. I would be terrible in a regular apocalypse.

Oh, and buying people coffee. I've been told that's one of my top three qualities. By my mum.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I'm a solid 4/10.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jimi Hendrix, Tame Impala, anything by Jack White, and of course The (obligatory) Beatles.

TV currently consists of a healthy diet of Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Community, Louie, Game of Thrones, some docos to throw in for good measure, and Black Books. That last one gives me all sorts of funnies.

George Orwell shit and The Alchemist are my favourite books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A cozy pub
2. My bed. It's amazing
3. Lots of wine (McLaren Vale lad here)
4. People that make me laugh
5. Driving to the folks' every Sunday at 3am to watch the soccer.
6. Maltesers. Seriously, it's like meth to me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the martial arts moves I would use to diffuse a hostage situation. Every male thinks about these scenarios constantly.

Also, Batman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making cheese toasties my business.

Also the same thing everyone else says: beer, movies, perhaps a video game or two, friends, saving orphans from burning buildings, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am easily the most ticklish person you will ever meet in the entire world. Elmo ain't got shit on me.
You should message me if
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- You think you can beat me in Mario Kart.
- You're cool with the fact that I have a heterosexual crush on every James Bond and their suits.
- You're cool with the fact that I go travelling whenever it suits me.