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32 Washington, DC Man


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  • Ages 18–32
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:06pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
More than $1,000,000
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a smart guy trying to make it in a dumb world.

I have pretty unconventional, but well-considered, opinions on a lot of touchy subjects. I get bored very quickly with talking points and think "agreeing to disagree" is a cop-out in the overwhelming majority of cases. On-line quizzes keep telling me I'm super left-wing, but I'll criticize any political ideology that isn't epistemologically sound. Right now, I'm particularly worked up about unscientific academics not doing their jobs to my satisfaction.

I used to be an archaeologist, but now I'm in charge of statistics at a mortgage finance publication.

Archaeology was cool while it lasted. I mean really really cool. I got to do all the fun stuff like dig at presidents' houses and work in the Middle East for half a dozen years, but surprisingly, it turns out I'm not nerdy enough to find the solitary, underpaid life of an academic satisfying. Hence, the square desk job.

Plus, I got a free masters degree out of the whole deal.

I'm much more sedate than I used to be and don't feel the same pressure to counteract my introverted tendencies quite as much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Figuring out my next move
-Listening to podcasts and audiobooks
-Playing video games
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Wasting time
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music used to be my primary thing, but in the past few years, I've thrown in the towel. I enjoy a good live show every once in a while, but I think I'm past the point where I see musicians as people to turn to for wisdom. Nowadays, I mainly use my headphones to listen to comedy podcasts and audiobooks.

My favorite books, movies and tv shows have intricate, coherent plots to keep my attention. My gold standard across almost all media now is The Wire. Of course, everything pales in comparison, but life goes on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Empirical tests/Costly Signals
-The Theory of Evolution
-Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Turning whatever someone just said into a dick joke
-Human behavior
-Feminism and human evolution
-Various nerdy preoccupations (video games, books, movies)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking it very easy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a shit-stirrer and I don't always feel bad for making people feel stupid.

Also, one part of my "details" section is a flat out lie. See if you can guess which one it is.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attractive and intelligent and/or humble enough to not respond to challenging ideas with hostility. If you've got a problem with the idea that evolution plays an important role in our everyday lives, browse on....unless you just want to bang. I have a hard time imagining exactly what type of woman would be down with that, but I love having my assumptions proven wrong.

Oh yeah, women who can use their words are a big turn on for me. The less I have to guess about what's going on in your head, the happier I am.