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23 Louisville, KY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:40pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
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Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Professional Wrestler.
Sad bastard.
Master Trainer.
I like bread and Brand New, in that order.
Southern charm.
Adopted Louisvillian.
Kentucky Gentleman.
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
I run on coffee and hatred.
Oreo aficionado.
Sushi lover. (I probably have mercury poisoning.)
Shitty emo revival and punk tunes.
Harsh realist.
Peter Pan syndrome.
Weird fucking kid.
Diet Coke, light ice.
Southern Charm.
Wannabe woodsman.
Writing haikus.
Lust for life that's got me coming undone.
Gym mouse.
Victim of wanderlust.
A good friend that doesn't keep many.
Ice cold veins.
Loud. When necessary.
Foul mouthed.
Baja Blast for days.
I'm an asshole. But a really nice guy.
I took the red pill.
Stay uninhibited.
Die dissatisfied.
I wish it was Halloween year round.
Sleep is my mistress.
Walking, talking contradiction.
I like intelligent conversation with pretty girls.
Glasses, leather jacket, imma ask you out.

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"Half of life is fucking up, the other half is dealing with it."
-Henry Rollins

"I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude."
-Henry David Thoreau
What I’m doing with my life
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I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I am not a lovable punk rock misanthrope. I am genuinely stuck at a proverbial fork in the road. If I'm being honest, all I do is wrestle and try to catch some live entertainment.

"You hate people!"
"But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

When I do have extended free time, I try things like solving the millennium puzzle or building a better mouse trap. One day I might write a "Great American Novel" or be an MTV VJ, but for right now I just exist and talk about how stuff sucks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wrestling, cooking, sleeping, procrastinating, screaming, moving (like every 6 months, even though I despise it), bullshittin', motivational speaking to kindergarteners, writing haikus, sarcasm, driving while multitasking, finding new ways to use cuss words, interior decorating, interpretive dance, car-aoke, road-tripping & hating. No one can hate like I do. Self deprecation too. I will attempt to convince you I suck so there will be no confusion or hard feelings later on. All while somehow still being very overly self-confident. Very contradictory, I know, but never hypocritical. You were warned.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard I assume. When it occasionally gets tamed, maybe my baby blues. Or the fact that I'm in spandex for almost half of every week.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Brand New, Misfits, TWIABP, The Mountain Goats, Black Sabbath, Best Coast, Comeback Kid, Sorority Noise, K.Flay, Real Friends, Modest Mouse, Title Fight, Childish Gambino, Jawbreaker, NWA, Chiodos, Kendrick Lamar, Danzig, Jets to Brazil, War of Ages, A Great Big Pile of Leaves, OFWGKTA, Hüsker Dü, Tegan and Sara, Seahaven, Hatebreed, Bone Thugs n Harmony, Wu Tang, Nas, Fugees, Lumineers, Every Time I Die, Iron Maiden, Belle and Sebastian, G-Eazy, Man Overboard, Circle Jerks, Adele, Say Anything, Gary Clark Jr., Gorilla Biscuits, Lykke Li, Nirvana, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Atlas Sound, Bon Iver, Daughter, Flight Facilities, Deerhunter, Kreayshawn, Sum 41, Touché Amoré, Circa Survive, New Found Glory, La Dispute, Mortal Treason, Between the Buried and Me, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Lana Del Rey, Joey Badass, Florence + the Machine, The Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Citizen, Basement, Fleet Foxes, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Taking Back Sunday, The Story So Far, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Addicts, Cramps, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Iggy Pop, The Animals, The Beatles, The Front Bottoms, CocoRosie, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dads, Texas is the Reason, American Football, 2 Chainz, Miley Cyrus, Gnarwolves, Arctic Monkeys, Bayside, Modern Baseball, Front Porch Step, Defeater, Big Sean etc.

I could go on for hours about music.

Movies - Tombstone, Dawn of the Dead (the original), Submarine, Planet Terror, Superbad, Juno, Reservoir Dogs, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Inglorious Basterds, From Dusk Til Dawn, Kick-Ass, Slumdog Millionaire, Tiny Furniture, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, The Departed, Safety Not Guaranteed, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Little Miss Sunshine, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Moonrise Kingdom, Hobo With a Shotgun, Evil Dead, Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, Drive, Resident Evil, 3:10 to Yuma, Crank, Transporter, The Matrix, Star Wars (obviously), Halloween, The Strangers, Anything horror, comedy, western, action, indy, etc. Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers.

I love documentaries as well. Doesn't matter what they're about as long as it's well done.

TV - Seinfeld, Arrested Development, OITNB, The Riches (fukn Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver dood!), It's Always Sunny, Inbetweeners (UK), Workaholics, The League, televised grapplesports, Sons of Anarchy, Eastbound and Down, Walking Dead, True Blood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Squidbillies, Boondocks, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Burn Notice, Chapelle's Show, Redrum, biographies, Law and Order, terrible reality TV (like Moonshiners, Storage Wars, Pawn Stars as Total Divas), Game of Thrones, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Adventure Time, Regular Show, American Horror Story, Supernatural, Louie, Maron and tons others I need to catch up on on Netflix.

Books - Brave New World is my favorite novel, without question. But other fave books include Get in the Van, The Great Gatsby, The Jungle, To Kill a Mockingbird, IT Leaves of Grass, Crime and Punishment, Metamorphosis, Hunger Games, The Kite Runner, The Pearl and plenty more I want to reread when I find the time.

The latest thing I've read was the PMA book, Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. Books from my childhood like The Outsiders, the Tripod novels, The Beasties, Interstellar Pig, etc. all never get old. I really enjoy biographies and memoirs. Have a Nice Day! by Mick Foley is fantastic if you're a wrestling fan or not.

As far as authors though I love Walt Whitman and Thoreau. Im a transcendentalist at heart. Kafka, Nietzsche, Jack Kerouac, Poe, Aldous Huxley, Stephen King, Palahniuk, Bukowski, Steinbeck, Henry Rollins, Dostoevsky.

Games - Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Donkey Kong, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Final Fantasy (VIII man, I'm a Squall guy) Spyro, Oni, Left 4 Dead, Command and Conquer series, Grand Theft Auto, Batman Arkham series.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hateful friends
My phone
Monster Rehab
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cinnabar Island.
Whatever happened to Alex Mack?
And how can I get a career food tasting?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wrestling. Or traveling to a wrestling show. On the rare night I'm not traveling, or destroying my body, I'm forever just hanging out. I like performances. Comedy, small shows, big concerts. I support local music, even the bad stuff. Especially the bad stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. I don't really have any secrets. I pee in public a lot. Like, way more than a civilized person in modern America should. Not where people can see or anything, I don't go whipping my member out and piss on random civilians. "I pee outside a lot" is probably more accurate than "in public". I guess I just prefer urination in the great outdoors.
You should message me if
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You found my profile interesting

You enjoy intelligent conversation (I like discussing things with people of like-minded or different opinions)

Sam Weir is your mood 95% of the time.

You like burritos.

You want to get to know me and potentially share hang times.

We have any similar music tastes. This is a big one, I love music almost as much as wrestling.

If you too think the military-industrial complex is the most crippling thing for our government.

If you want to geek out with me over my vast retro gaming shit, wrestling and assorted odds & ends collections. (I'm a hoarder, in a totally healthy way. Possibly unhealthy. Idk)

You want to talk about how Hannibal Burress, Tom Segura and John Mulaney are the funniest real human beings actually living.

Honestly, I'm open to anyone messaging me. I'm no stuck-up/secretive person.

Also follow me on Tumblr and Instagram: and @thereedbentley

It's way easier to interact on there, jah feel?