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My self-summary
professional? wrestler
I love space jam
sad bastard music
I like bread and brand new, in that order
questionable southern charm
adopted louisvillian
nobody likes you when you're...24
coffee and hate
I eat a lot of sushi and this is all a possible manic episode brought on by mercury poisoning to be quite honest
full fledged supporter of the emo revival
a carny fool
I like to go to bars to have conversations with strangers

fuck it dude, let's go bowling

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"Half of life is fucking up, the other half is dealing with it."
-Henry Rollins

"I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude."
-Henry David Thoreau
What I’m doing with my life
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I am not a lovable punk rock misanthrope. I am genuinely stuck at a proverbial fork in the road. If I'm being honest, all I do is wrestle and try to catch some live entertainment.

"You hate people!"
"But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

When I do have extended free time, I try things like solving the millennium puzzle or building a better mouse trap. One day I might write a "Great American Novel" or be an MTV VJ, but for right now I just exist and talk about how stuff sucks.
I’m really good at
wrestling, cook cook cooking, sleeping, overly confident self deprecation, procrastinating, screaming, moving (like every 6 months, even though I despise it), bullshittin', motivational speaking to kindergarteners, writing haikus, driving while multitasking, finding new and inventive ways to curse, interior decorating, interpretive dance, car-aoke, road-tripping & hating. No one can hate like I do.

I will attempt to convince you I suck so there will be no confusion or hard feelings later on. Contradictory but never hypocritical.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard I assume. When it occasionally gets tamed, maybe my baby blues. Or the fact that I'm in spandex for almost half of every week.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Brand New, Misfits, TWIABP, The Mountain Goats, Black Sabbath, Best Coast, Comeback Kid, Sorority Noise, K.Flay, Real Friends, Modest Mouse, The Cure, FIDLAR, The Mountain Goats, Title Fight, Childish Gambino, Jawbreaker, NWA, Chiodos, Kendrick Lamar, Danzig, Jets to Brazil, War of Ages, A Great Big Pile of Leaves, Made Violent, Morrissey, The Weakerthans, OFWGKTA, Hüsker Dü, Tegan and Sara, Seahaven, Hatebreed, Bone Thugs n Harmony, Wu Tang, Nas, Fugees, Lumineers, The Smiths, Every Time I Die, Iron Maiden, Belle and Sebastian, G-Eazy, Man Overboard, Circle Jerks, Adele, Say Anything, Gary Clark Jr., Gorilla Biscuits, Lykke Li, Nirvana, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Atlas Sound, Bon Iver, Daughter, Flight Facilities, Deerhunter, Kreayshawn, Sum 41, Touché Amoré, Circa Survive, New Found Glory, La Dispute, ODB, Mortal Treason, Between the Buried and Me, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Lana Del Rey, Joey Badass, Florence + the Machine, The Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Citizen, Basement, Fleet Foxes, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Taking Back Sunday, The Story So Far, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Addicts, Cramps, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Iggy Pop, The Animals, The Beatles, The Front Bottoms, CocoRosie, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dads, Texas is the Reason, American Football, 2 Chainz, Miley Cyrus, Knuckle Puck, Suburban Scum, letlive, Gnarwolves, Arctic Monkeys, Bayside, Modern Baseball, Front Porch Step, Defeater, Big Sean, Drake, etc.

I could go on for hours about music.

Movies - Tombstone, Clerks, Dawn of the Dead (original), Submarine, Fargo, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Planet Terror, Superbad, Juno, Reservoir Dogs, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Inglorious Basterds, From Dusk Til Dawn, Kick-Ass, Slumdog Millionaire, Tiny Furniture, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, The Departed, Safety Not Guaranteed, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Little Miss Sunshine, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Moonrise Kingdom, Hobo With a Shotgun, Evil Dead, Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, Drive, Resident Evil, 3:10 to Yuma, Crank, Transporter, The Matrix, Star Wars (obviously), Halloween, The Strangers, Anything horror, comedy, western, action, indy, etc. Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers.

I love documentaries as well. Doesn't matter what they're about as long as it's well done.

TV - Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Fargo, True Detective, OITNB, The Riches (Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver are phenomenal) It's Always Sunny, Inbetweeners (UK), Workaholics, The League, televised grapplesports, Sons of Anarchy, Eastbound and Down, Walking Dead, True Blood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Bojack, Squidbillies, Boondocks, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, first few seasons of Burn Notice, Chapelle's Show, Redrum, biographies, Law and Order, terrible reality TV (like Moonshiners, Storage Wars, Pawn Stars as Total Divas), Game of Thrones, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Adventure Time, Regular Show, American Horror Story, Supernatural, Louie, Maron and tons others I need to catch up on on Netflix.

Books - Brave New World is my favorite novel, without question. Solipsist, Get in the Van, The Great Gatsby, The Jungle, To Kill a Mockingbird, IT, Leaves of Grass, Walden, Crime and Punishment, Metamorphosis, The Pearl, Great Expectations and plenty more I want to reread when I find the time.

Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill (the PMA book), books from my childhood like The Outsiders, the Tripod novels, The Beasties, Interstellar Pig, etc. all never get old. I really enjoy biographies and memoirs. Have a Nice Day! by Mick Foley is fantastic if you're a wrestling fan or not.

As far as authors though I love Walt Whitman and Thoreau. Im a transcendentalist at heart. Kafka, Nietzsche, Jack Kerouac, Poe, Aldous Huxley, Stephen King, Palahniuk, Bukowski, Steinbeck, Henry Rollins, Dostoevsky.

Games - Pokemon Emerald, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario Land 2 on Game Boy, Donkey Kong Country 2, Kingdom Hearts, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Final Fantasy (VIII > VII, I'm a Squall guy) Spyro, Oni, Left 4 Dead, Command and Conquer series, GTA, Batman Arkham series, Fallout,
The six things I could never do without
Hateful friends
My phone
Monster Rehab
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cinnabar Island.
Whatever happened to Alex Mack?
And how can I get a career food tasting?
On a typical Friday night I am
Wrestling. Or traveling to a wrestling show. On the rare night I'm not traveling, or destroying my body, I'm forever just hanging out. I like performances. Comedy, small shows, big concerts. I support local music, even the bad stuff. Especially the bad stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. I don't really have any secrets. I pee in public a lot. Like, way more than a civilized person in modern America should. Not where people can see or anything, I don't go whipping my member out and piss on random civilians. "I pee outside a lot" is probably more accurate than "in public". I guess I just prefer urination in the great outdoors.
You should message me if
You found my profile interesting

You enjoy intelligent conversation (I like discussing things with people of like-minded or different opinions)

Sam Weir is your mood 95% of the time.

You like burritos.

You want to get to know me and potentially share hang times.

We have any similar music tastes. This is a big one, I love music almost as much as wrestling.

If you too think the military-industrial complex is the most crippling thing for our government.

If you want to geek out with me over my vast retro gaming shit, wrestling and assorted odds & ends collections. (I'm a hoarder, in a totally healthy way. Possibly unhealthy. Idk)

You want to talk about how Hannibal Burress, Tom Segura and John Mulaney are the funniest real human beings actually living.

Honestly, I'm open to anyone messaging me. I'm no stuck-up/secretive person.

Also follow me on Tumblr and Instagram: and @thereedbentley

It's way easier to interact on there, jah feel?