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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–38
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My details

Last online
Aug 10, 2014
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Very often
Other, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a piece of shit who isn't worth getting to know. I've never been in a relationship where I haven't ended up cheating--it's because I hate myself, but refuse to do anything proactively to change that. Please don't message me (or if I message you first, please ignore me)--I will hurt you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in a jail, but mostly just being a deceitful asshole
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lying to everyone in my life (friends, family, significant others, etc.), being awkward, getting lost in my own head and other people's, falling in and out of love, procrastinating
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am quiet and 'nice', but once they get to know me they realize that I'm a fraud who is hell-bent on hurting everyone I know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
kathy acker, off the map, propagandhi, octavia butler, james
tiptree, junot diaz, audre lorde, migra violenta, frantz fanon,
science fiction/fantasy, theories, girlyman, my
chemical romance, and the Great Morraga
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Being a piece of shit/an awful human being, queer theory, bad ideas, not taking things seriously,
World/Inferno, friends, forests, double negatives
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hating myself, my general dishonesty, oppression, my identity as a white male-bodied queer person, hating people, loving people, transphobia
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being atypical (and/or cheating on my significant other and lying to my friends...actually, I guess that's more of an everyday thing for me)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have, over the course of my life so far, at one time or another,
identified myself as:
pathological liar self-hater (both descriptions still painfully applicable) nihilist anarchist vegetarian vegan liberal agnostic atheist jewish
raw foodist punk queer socialist straight transhumanist
You should message me if
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you enjoy being lied to and cheated on, you can deal with my incessant self-loathing, dishonesty, depression, and tears, you are into relentlessly flirting but also shyness, perpetually not writing a novel, trying to say exactly how you feel, you desire to be hurt about six to nine months into our relationship