An enigma in cowboy boots

Being stuck in a honky tonk lagoon; starving in the belly of a whale

being a smart ass

is I look like someone they know

Movies-(alot but here is a few)
Punch Drunk Love, Withnail and I, Drive, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Ghost World, Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Being John Malkovich, The Trip, Superbad, Sideways, There Will Be Blood, Millers Crossing, Buffalo 66, Lars and the Real Girl, Heat, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Goonies, Jaws, indiana jones trilogy (yes trilogy), Roger Dodger, The Graduate and Bridge On the River Kwai
anything by Coens, Kubrick, Fincher, P.T. Anderson and Glazer

Music- (same deal a lot but will give a bit)
Tom Waits, Okkervil River, The Clash, Deer Tick, Radiohead, Or, the Whale, Apex Twin, Beirut, Youth lagoon, Wilco, Girl Talk, Kayne West, Kid Cudi, Miniature Tigers, Dead Mans Bones, Avett Brothers, Radical Face, Sigur Ros, Sufjan Stevens, Tarkio, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Bon Iver, Gregory Alan Isakov, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, The Drifters and Sam Cooke

Shows-
Extras, The (British) Office, Louie, Fawlty Towers, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Life s Too Short, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad and News Room

Food-(Im just going to put one)
nachos

family, friends, movies, music, food/water/oxygen (I'd die obviously)

Chainsaw juggling and if I wear a v-neck with a dress coat does that make me Don Johnson?

Walking up hills rating English toffee

essentially I'm J. D. from Scrubs.

You know how to type and click send

These are three songs Im obsessed with at the moment so if they resonate with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y4HCBwFALo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq05CFbDzCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW_4_rBHj20

p.s. I would love to see a girls profile that said "sometimes Im pretty boring and can be unadventurous at times"