Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a person tends to procrastinate, does that make them a
Ok how did the circulatory system of a dinosaur work? I mean its
hard enough to get decent water pressure just on the second floor
of some buildings, let alone constantly pump enough blood to
nessessitate an entire dinosaur!
How the hell does a computer work, exactly? I know how binary code
works, (I'm a math major) but I don't understand how an electron
passing through some complexity of wires makes a computer do what
it does. I'm sure ill find out some day...
My creative non-fiction instructor said that certain words caused a
viceral reaction to hearing them- words that make her puke.
Strange, I thought, until I realized that i have some as well:
juice box; moist; cocktail; hot pocket; dictate; superb; horny;
I've never had coffee in my life. Ever. Is it good? Or do people
drink it because they are hopelessly addicted to it like tobacco or
If you can get SALMONELLA from fish, can you get CHICKENELLA from
Star fish are the baddest assest animals on the planet! Some people
figured out that if they film star fish in time lapse, the star
fish actually do all kinds of cool shit! They have territorial
battles (and when they fight, they HUG! <3). They also show
evidence of having some kind of pre-cognitive sense! AND if a star
fish never leaves the water, it will LIVE FOREVER! They have no
definable LIFE SPAN! Crazy!
Ok and speaking of animals, prarie dogs are the cutest things EVER.
And apparently they also have the most complex language system in
the animal kingdom. Does that mean that a prarie dog from, say,
Texas, would have a texan LANGUAGE?
And dolphins are almost as smart as humans, right? Why don't
dolphins ever build stuff? When I was a kid, I was almost as smart
as a human, and I made forts and stuff like all the time! Why don't
dolphins step up and build some shit?
Soup. Do you EAT soup? Or do you DRINK soup?
Would a regular-sized doberman pincher think that a miniture
pincher of the opposite sex is sexy?
If I was a professional breeder of dogs, I would cross breed a
doberman and a boxer, and I would call it a PUNCHER!! LMFAO! Get
it? Oh man that was a good one!
Why the hell did they have to give the number PI its name? I have
trouble expressing my astonishment and respect for PI because I'm
always thinking that it sounds like I'm talking about PIE. Which
can be very delicious! =)
How can sriracha hot sauce be so good on so many things? Its even
good on ice cream. The wierdest part is that its not all that good
RIGHT AWAY. But as SOON as you swallow whatever has sriracha hot
sauce on it, you want some more like RIGHT NOW.
My favorite sriracha trick goes like this:
Triscuit + easy cheese + sriracha
OMFG so good.
Why did they put the letter S in the word "lisp"? That's kinda
cruel! They should spell it LISTHP.
If it is possible to have cilicone-based life (as compared to
carbon based) then why hasn't it existed on earth yet?
ok cavemen had no shoes. I stubbed my toe on a rock the other day
in my bare feet. fuck that! I'm glad I'm not a cave man.
Why do my socks dissappear in the dryer? I'm missing probably 10 or
20 pounds of socks collectively over my life time. Are sock
companies making every few socks dissolve in water so that we come
back to buy more?
You know how when you try to open a dvd case and there are those
two little tabs that you need to do first? Are those REALLY
necessary? Fuck that! Just tear those muther fuckers off!
Wow the pockets of my hoodie are EXTREMELY ineffective.
Hoodie pockets would be an awesome band name!
"Hey who's playing at the green room tonight?"
"Never heard of them but they sound rad!"
"Me neither, and I agree! Let's go together!"
"Dude. I told you before, I'm not into guys."
"Fine! Buy your own damn drinks then!"
"Hey, wait a second, you never said anything about free
I had this neighbor, Bruce, who was like 70 years old and had a
weiner dog that he always carried everywhere- crazy dog guy, Bruce.
I wonder if he met a nice crazy cat lady. Do they get along well?
Does the whole cat vs dog thing drive a divider between them, or
does it create that tension or that spark that makes the romance
sizzle? (Shudder) ok let's not think about that again.
Why am I so incredibly bad at landing high fives? I helped my
neighbor get her car out of the snow the other day and I missed the
high five so bad that I got stuck in a REALLY akward hug situation.
Is there a high five support group or maybe a 1 credit high
fivitory science class that will allow me to learn more about, and
practice my high fiving skills?
But then I think something like "hmmm... I don't think any girls
are going to read this much about what I'm thinking..." so I stop
writing about it.