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bethesaurusrex

29 / F / Straight / Seeing someone

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:33am
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm in a monogamous relationship. I like it. For those who may be confused, there is no conflict between my answers to questions about relationships and my relationship status. I also like to stalk the tubes, so I'm still here.

Otherwise - introverted, swing dancer (lindy hop, charleston, balboa - I discriminate against blues), runner, reader, napper, internetter. Started CrossFitting in September of 2012, and it's pretty awesome to have a beginner's learning curve again.
What I’m doing with my life
Changing.

Ultrasounding hearts in Philadelphia. Dancing. Trying some Crossfit.

Doing adult-like things (ie - paying bills, eating relatively healthily, getting sleep and exercise) while refusing to grow up and be an adult.
I’m really good at
giving hugs, running like a gazelle, tackling, cuddling, sleeping, whispering creepily, yelling loudly, worrying about things I can't control, remembering random tidbits of information (and names - I am so good at remembering names), interpretive cat ears, seeing you there or seeing you another time, awkwardness, snarkiness, body awareness, empathizing, following (in a dancing sense), road trips, being a dinosaur, baking cookies, wide-eyed childlike wonder, stealing body heat, school, ridiculosity, laughing, comfortable silence
The first things people usually notice about me
My default glasses are bright orange and I am unashamed of wearing my kitty cat pajamas in public. Or they hear me first - I have a big laugh, and I laugh a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Absolutely necessary to ensure my happiness are cheese (literal and figurative), kisses, ridiculosity, naps (with cuddle partners!), schadenfreude, and the correct use of homonyms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex. efficiency and cost-benefit analysis, and how they relate to people and relationships. also sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe reading in bed. Maybe on a Megabus. Hopefully doing disgusting coupley things and making people want to vom. Third Fridays I am dancing Balboa with all of my friends in Philadelphia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like finding people I know in real life on OKC and seeing if what they say about themselves matches up with my perception of them. I wonder if they do the same. I then check up on them periodically.

I have horrendous anxiety. It's getting better in the sense that I can more frequently rationalize it as irrational and force myself to engage in actions that are uncomfortable and anxiety or panic inducing.

I'm not a particularly jealous person, but I am incredibly territorial. Especially about food. Don't touch my box of animal crackers.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You've taken the time to fill out your profile. Seriously. Especially this particular section.
You know me in real life.
You think it would be hilarious to emulate roadkilled armadillos.
You want to hang out and have hot chocolate.
You like to eat. Or cook/bake and then eat.
You like ice cream and/or gelato but NOT frozen yogurt.
You're a lindy hopper, or want to learn to lindy hop.
You like people watching, and inventing dialogue for them.
You don't have and don't want children.