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My self-summary Propose an edit

First off, an upfront warning: Sorry guys, but I'm taken and am not looking. (Girls, I'm probably not looking, but that's not as set in stone. >.< More about that later though.)

With that out of the way, hi! I'm Kellie. I'm a 21-year-old fun-loving, dorky, introspective, slightly crazy, musical pizza-making mistress. Or Mistress, if you prefer. In the "This job is my bitch" sense, not the "Thank you Ma'am may I have another?" sense.

Things I do when not working include spending most of my time in the Kingdom of Loathing, attempting to write song lyrics, poetry or stories, being a DJ on a small internet radio station, playing with my dad's new puppy and learning how to take advantage of my new HAM radio license. (My call sign is KC9OAM for those interested.)

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I work at an independant pizza place here in my hometown, and have for about two years. Currently I'm living at home with my folks while I attempt to pay off the buttloads of student loans I have. Right now I have no plans to go back to college, having tried three different types and failed three different times, but I'm not rabidly opposed to the idea either. I guess the most important thing to me right now is to figure out what my goals in life are so I can get on to making them happen.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I've been told that I'm very good at listening and giving advice. I'm also very good at memorizing lines of plays or movies, as well as quickly learning lyrics and melodies of songs. I've also been told that I have excellent vocal cadence over the phone or on the radio.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

If I'm at work, the first thing that gets noticed is probably my bandana on my head. Otherwise, it's probably either my hair or my general friendly personality.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books - The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, the Harry Potter books, the His Dark Materials trilogy by Phillip Pullman, the Hitchiker's "trilogy" by Douglas Adams, Confessions of An Ugly Stepsister by Gregory McGuire, and many more that I can't remember offhand. I used to be a very avid reader, and am trying to get back into the habit.

Movies - Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy, Amélie, Behind The Mask: The Legend of Leslie Vernon, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Lion King, Howl's Moving Castle, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Empire Records, and more.

Music - Almost anything that isn't extremely twangy country, death metal, screamo or rap. If you want to talk music with me, it'd probably be faster for you to just start listing off things you like instead of asking me.

Food - Considering where I work, it'd be sad if I didn't love pizza. And I do. Other favorites include almost anything with cheese, pasta, or chocolate.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

In no particular order, the list is:

My boyfriend.
Music.
Caffine.
The Internet.
A reason for living.
People I can care about, and who care about me in return.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Most of my thoughts right now are consumed by figuring out just what I want to do with my life. I spend a lot of time worrying about that, as much as I try to just take it a day at a time. I also think about my relationship a lot, since right now we're doing the long distance thing. It's really tough, but we're gonna make it. *is feverishly counting down the days til January*

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

On a typical Friday night I'm getting my butt kicked at work! Strange thing, this correlation between weekends and people wanting to eat pizza...

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Most of my real-life friends are not aware that I identify with being bi. It isn't because I'm ashamed of it, it's because I don't really see how my orientation effects my life that much because I'm in a long-term, monogomous, straight relationship.

You should message me if Propose an edit

Reasons to message me:

Because my pictures intrigue you. (This has already happened, and has made me a happy person indeed.)

Because I sound interesting.

Because you're bored and need someone to talk to.

Because you're a girl that might possibly be interested in a threesome.

(This is the later I was talking about back at the top of the page. Yes, I am bi. No, I have never had experience with a girl. Yes, I'm kinda curious, but it's not horrible if I never do. Yes, my boyfriend is very much encouraging my bisexuality, and yes it's partly because he wants to see some girl-on girl action. I am open to the possibility, but it will take a LOT of getting to know you first. And I mean in person, not just via the site. I will be treating this like a relationship, not just a fling, regardless of how many times sex does or doesn't happen. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

Final reason to message me:

Why not?

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