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bf1023

58 East Meadow, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like Heinz has varieties, I am 57. Laughing at myself has become a way of life and, since giggling alone draws stares from the masses, I'm hoping to find someone who'll laugh along with me. My biggest smiles come from my niece, who has me wrapped around her finger (I melt when she calls me Uncle Bri-Bri, imagine what could happen if you called me the same) and my nephew, who much to my brother's chagrin, shares my taste in Hawaiian shirts and red meat. Life must include passions for people, passions for ideas, and ideally I'd like to meet someone who had a passion for me who I felt passion for, and I mean that with a passion. Pause for laughter to die down. I am fascinated by the creative process, am drawn to the artistic mind and heart, find Jared, the Subway guy, incredibly annoying and, lately, I find myself with an incredible craving for Pez. I still like riding in the front seat of rollercoasters; am currently experiencing anxiety attacks as my haircutter of 5 years has moved out of state and I'm in need of more than a trim; and, when shopping, my fear of conflict does not allow me to get on an express line with more than 10 items. Traveling is in my blood and have been to Patchogue, Matituck, and Ronkonkoma in the past year. Hope to see The Industrial Park of Hauppauge. Heard it's beautiful in springtime. Could I be any more adorable? Intrigued? No? Would you rather have me mention I like fine dining? And, just like you, I am as comfortable in jeans as I am in a little black dress.
What I’m doing with my life
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Creating; Thinking; Expressing; Watching; Listening; Laughing; and Loving... And plan to keep doing more of each.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out these questionnaires... at least, I hope I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Robert Parker; James Patterson; Robin Cooke; Christopher Buckley; Stephen King; Patricia Cornwell; Elmore Leonard; Dean Koontz; John Sanford; Michael Crichton, Lorrie Moore; Nick Hornsby; ... In recent years, I've found myself reading labels for fat gram amounts.

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN; SINGIN' IN THE RAIN; CHICAGO; THE DARK KNIGHT; ANNIE HALL; DUCK SOUP; THE BANDWAGON; RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK; CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND; BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID; GROSSE POINT BLANK; HIGH FIDELITY; PULP FICTION; CLERKS; PI; SERENDIPITY; THE GRADUATE, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER...

CHICAGO; FOOTLOOSE; TOMMY; LAUGHTER ON THE 23rd FLOOR...

Sinatra; Darin; Peggy Lee; Beatles; Aerosmith; John Pizzarelli; Champion Fulton; Coldplay; British Invasion; Fastball; Oasis; Big Bad Voodoo Daddy; Carmen McRae; Louis Armstrong; Ray Charles; Blossom Dearie; Dinah Washington; Freddie Cole; Barenaked Ladies; Brian Setzer; Al Hibbler; 70's folk-rock; some doo-wop, need I go on?...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Music, Great Food; A Loving Family; Wonderful Friends; Creative Fulfillment; and a Woman I Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life (not the cereal or board game)
And how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucked some wood?
And what exactly is chucking wood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
... saying "Thank God It's Friday." I wait all week to say that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not willing to admit to the general public.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your idea of a great first date is discovering over appetizers we share values & interests, &, before the entree is served, feeling chemistry so explosive that it rivals the imagined power of the ever elusive &, now it seems, mythical weapons of mass destruction. We end up laughing, & flirting, annoying all those around us, until the restaurant (or fast food joint) closes. We make plans to go hot air ballooning, but w/a forecast of gusty winds, we go to Plan B, & start clipping coupons for Macy's Super Sale Day .