I'm a jewish atheist who is blessed with a healthy dose of cynicism and a dark dry sense of humor, aged to perfection over 27 years. For best results, serve with fine conversation, good books, or David Bowie.
Warning: Contents of this package are introverted. Not for use in small, crowded parties. Also GGG.

Despite the pictures of me in a suit, I don't really care that much about material possessions. I just happen to look good in a suit. The material objects I value the most are books.

I'm getting a law degree in preparation for a lucrative career as a public defender.

conceptual analysis.
dark humor.
Washing dishes!
Dancing enthusiastically.

If I had to venture a guess, it would be my evil conjoined twin who plots destruction and rascality.
Or my beard. It's pretty noticeable.

What do you notice about me?

Books: Ender's Game, Watchmen, The Book of the New Sun, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Dune, the Sorrows of Young Werther, AClockwork Orange, Red Harvest, Jimmy Corrigan: Smartest Boy on
Earth, Don Quixote, The Expedition of Cyrus, A Contract with God, Anansi Boys, Pride and Prejudice, American Gods, Lord of the Rings, Book of the New Sun, Anarchy State, and Utopia, The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Discworld Series, Little Big, A Theory of Justice, Kafka on the Shore, Love & Rockets, Casanova, All-Star Superman, Anna Karenina, Asterios Polyp, Love & Rockets, almost anything by Grant Morrison, Neal Stephenson, The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

Movies: The Seven Samurai, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, The
Maltese Falcon, Memento, Following, Yojimbo, Ikiru, Tokyo
Godfathers, It's a Wonderful Life, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Being
There, Unforgiven, Mindgame, A Hard Day's Night, Children of Men,
Hot Fuzz, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Night of the Hinter, Paprika, Seven Samurai, Manhattan, Groundhog Day, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

TV Shows: Battlestar Galactica, The Prisoner, Samurai Jack, FLCL, The Twilight Zone, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, Paranoia Agent, Deadwood, The Muppet Show, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Home Movies, The Venture Brothers, Community.

Music: The Flaming Lips, Lyle Lovett, Elvis Presley, The Beatles,
The Moody Blues, Bach, Monteverdi, Roy Orbison, The Who, Mozart,
The Pixies, Belle and Sebastian, The Red Elvises,
The New Pornographers, Pizzicato Five, The Mountain Goats,
Apples in Stereo, Fiona Apple, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Lou Reed,
They Might be Giants, Frank Sinatra, The Four Tops, The Temptations, Fritz and the Tantrums.

Favorite Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfhQ91rwZ8&feature=related
Also, terribly into this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URr37OUyC6I

Oxygen, Comics, Family, companionship, philosophy, kissing.

Ethics, philosophy, and the law.
Why on earth would you renew Community AND fire Dan Harmon?

Yelling at those kids to get off my lawn.

I once traveled through time and had a whirlwind romance with Jane Austen. Sadly, our differing opinions on the proper way to fold a napkin spelled the end of our relationship.

My steely, ice-cool reserve can always be melted by seeing a dog.

Frank and Sadie Doyle are pretty much the best couple in fiction.

you've got spunk, moxie, vigor, verve, pep, or nerve.
If you're tall. (Don't worry if you're short. I'll like you anyway.)

If you have trouble coming up with a good line, see this form:
http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/compose/romanticintent