Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

bfisch_pal

29 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
CURRENTLY BURIED IN BAR STUFF, I will take a while to respond!

I'm a jewish hispanic atheist who is blessed with a healthy dose of cynicism and a dark dry sense of humor. GGG, feminist, blunt.

Despite the pictures of me in a suit, I don't really care that much about material possessions.

Let's see, what else should you know about me?
I really like kids and dogs, and am favorably disposed to cats. I have also not threatened to default on my debts, making me more responsible than the House of Representatives.

I try to run 3-4 times a week. Not that fast yet, but I keep hoping.

I love the feel of old books, and one of my goals is to have a dedicated library in my own home.

My favorite poem is "Linnaeus" by Czeslaw Milowsz.
What I’m doing with my life
After getting a MA in philosophy, I got thoroughly drunk and blacked out. Upon rosy-fingered dawn's appearance, I found myself shanghaied into law school. After finishing law school (and revenging myself upon the wicked pirates who delivered me into bondage), I have returned to Colorado to clerk for a judge.
I’m really good at
Karaoke!
dark humor.
Washing dishes.
Dancing enthusiastically.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I had to venture a guess, it would be my evil conjoined twin who plots destruction and rascality.
Or my beard. It's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, Watchmen, The Book of the New Sun, Dune, the Sorrows of Young Werther, A Clockwork Orange, Jimmy Corrigan: Smartest Boy on Earth, Don Quixote, The Expedition of Cyrus, A Contract with God, Anansi Boys, Pride and Prejudice, American Gods, Lord of the Rings, Anarchy State and Utopia, The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Discworld Series, Little Big, A Theory of Justice, Kafka on the Shore, Love & Rockets, Casanova, All-Star Superman, Anna Karenina, Asterios Polyp, Love & Rockets, almost anything by Grant Morrison, Neal Stephenson, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Reasons and Persons.

Movies: The Seven Samurai, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, The
Maltese Falcon, Memento, Following, Yojimbo, Ikiru, Tokyo
Godfathers, It's a Wonderful Life, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Being
There, Unforgiven, Mindgame, A Hard Day's Night, Children of Men,
Hot Fuzz, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Night of the Hunter, Paprika, Seven Samurai, Manhattan, Groundhog Day, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

TV Shows: Battlestar Galactica, The Prisoner, Samurai Jack, FLCL, The Twilight Zone, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, Paranoia Agent, Deadwood, The Muppet Show, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Home Movies, The Venture Brothers, Community, Breaking Bad.

Music: The Flaming Lips, Lyle Lovett, Elvis Presley, The Beatles,
The Moody Blues, Bach, Monteverdi, Roy Orbison, The Who, Mozart,
The Pixies, Belle and Sebastian, The Red Elvises,
The New Pornographers, Pizzicato Five, The Mountain Goats,
Apples in Stereo, Fiona Apple, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Lou Reed,
They Might be Giants, Frank Sinatra, The Four Tops, The Temptations, Fritz and the Tantrums, David Bowie.

Favorite Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfhQ91rwZ8&feature=related
Also, terribly into this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URr37OUyC6I
The six things I could never do without
Peanut Butter
Running Shoes
Earphones
David Bowie
Coffee
The number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't know! I've been at sea since I lost my faith in nihilism!
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting on my red shoes and dancing the blues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once traveled through time and had a whirlwind romance with Jane Austen. Sadly, our differing opinions on the proper way to fold a napkin spelled the end of our relationship.

I never finished the Harry Potter books or movies.

I used to be a teenage neoconservative; thankfully, I grew out of that stage, and now I'm borderline pacifist.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're on rumspringa.

You're up for some Kathleen Turner style banter.
You're pro-makeouts.
You want to go to the dog park.