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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a jewish hispanic atheist feminist who is visiting San Francisco for a few days who is blessed with a healthy dose of cynicism and a dark dry sense of humor.

Let's see, what else should you know about me?
I really like kids and dogs, and am favorably disposed to cats. I have also not threatened to default on my debts, making me more responsible than the House of Representatives.

I love the feel of old books, and one of my goals is to have a dedicated library in my own home.
What I’m doing with my life
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After getting a MA in philosophy, I got thoroughly drunk and blacked out. Upon rosy-fingered dawn's appearance, I found myself shanghaied into law school. After finishing law school (and revenging myself upon the wicked pirates who delivered me into bondage), I have returned to Colorado to clerk for a judge.

I'm moving to Fairbanks, Alaska in August 2015 for a year to clerk for a federal judge. I fully intend to move back to Denver afterwards, but you might want to take that into consideration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dark humor.
Washing dishes.
Dancing enthusiastically.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had to venture a guess, it would be my evil conjoined twin who plots destruction and rascality.
Or my beard. It's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, Watchmen, The Book of the New Sun, Dune, the Sorrows of Young Werther, A Clockwork Orange, Jimmy Corrigan: Smartest Boy on Earth, Don Quixote, The Expedition of Cyrus, A Contract with God, Anansi Boys, Pride and Prejudice, American Gods, Lord of the Rings, Anarchy State and Utopia, The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Discworld Series, Little Big, A Theory of Justice, Kafka on the Shore, Love & Rockets, Casanova, All-Star Superman, Anna Karenina, Asterios Polyp, Love & Rockets, almost anything by Grant Morrison, Neal Stephenson, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Reasons and Persons.

Movies: The Seven Samurai, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, The
Maltese Falcon, Memento, Following, Yojimbo, Ikiru, Tokyo
Godfathers, It's a Wonderful Life, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Being
There, Unforgiven, Mindgame, A Hard Day's Night, Children of Men,
Hot Fuzz, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Night of the Hunter, Paprika, Seven Samurai, Manhattan, Groundhog Day, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

TV Shows: Battlestar Galactica, The Prisoner, Samurai Jack, FLCL, The Twilight Zone, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, Paranoia Agent, Deadwood, The Muppet Show, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Home Movies, The Venture Brothers, Community, Breaking Bad.

Music: The Flaming Lips, Lyle Lovett, Elvis Presley, The Beatles,
The Moody Blues, Bach, Monteverdi, Roy Orbison, The Who, Mozart,
The Pixies, Belle and Sebastian, The Red Elvises,
The New Pornographers, Pizzicato Five, The Mountain Goats,
Apples in Stereo, Fiona Apple, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Lou Reed,
They Might be Giants, Frank Sinatra, The Four Tops, The Temptations, Fritz and the Tantrums, David Bowie.

Favorite Song:
Also, terribly into this song.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good pair of shoes
David Bowie
The Red Book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know! I've been at sea since I lost my faith in nihilism!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting on my red shoes and dancing the blues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once traveled through time and had a whirlwind romance with Jane Austen. Sadly, our differing opinions on the proper way to fold a napkin spelled the end of our relationship.

I never finished the Harry Potter series.
You should message me if
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You're up for some Kathleen Turner style banter.