Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, this is my third
stint in DC I've been told I have a very dry sarcastic wit, and I'm
generally very laid-back and friendly. I enjoy a good brunch, glass
of whiskey, a nice lazy Sunday afternoon watching Netflix, and all
kinds of animals.
If there's one trait above all others I value, it's empathy.
Also I read somewhere that men on these sites tend to lie about
their height by an average of two inches. To clear that up, I am
truly 6 feet tall and baffled at why someone would lie about
anything on here let alone something so obvious.
(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not
interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a
silly choice for a dating website username.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a political strategy/advocacy firm, mostly working on
better government policies towards small and mid-size businesses.
I'm getting my Master's in Public Policy as well, focusing on
budgeting and tax/fiscal policy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?
I watch way too much TV: Community, Walking Dead, Flight of the
Conchords, Luther, Parks and Rec, Archer, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones,
True Detective, Hannibal, Veep, a bunch of other shows. Obviously
the Daily Show too.
Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for
blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I legitimately do not understand how humanity functioned prior to
the invention of the cell phone. Not smartphone specifically, just
any device fulfilling the purpose of getting in touch with one
another despite not being at your place of residence.
And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly
icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general
appreciation for hygiene products of all kinds here. Not sure how
people were okay with life before running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technically we're all half centaur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely consuming alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cannot eat ice cream or chocolate. :(
You should message me if
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If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.
You take your whiskey neat.
We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.
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