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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:19am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Working on masters program
Politics / Government
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, this is my third stint in DC I've been told I have a very dry sarcastic wit, and I'm generally very laid-back and friendly. I enjoy a good brunch, glass of whiskey, a nice lazy Sunday afternoon watching Netflix, and all kinds of animals.

If there's one trait above all others I value, it's empathy. I can be kind of intense and tend to get right down to the nitty gritty with my friends. I don't deal much in small talk. I am an introvert who knows how to socialize, but that means I can be picky with who I choose to interact; that said, I give a lot back to those I deem worthy of the time and effort.

Also I read somewhere that men on these sites tend to lie about their height by an average of two inches. To clear that up, I am truly 6 feet tall and baffled at why someone would lie about anything on here let alone something so obvious.

(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a political strategy/advocacy firm, mostly working on better government policies towards small and mid-size businesses. I'm getting my Master's in Public Policy as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?

I watch way too much TV: Community, Walking Dead, Flight of the Conchords, Luther, Parks and Rec, Archer, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Hannibal, Veep, a bunch of other shows. Obviously the Daily Show too.

Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.

Food: I like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I legitimately do not understand how humanity functioned prior to the invention of the cell phone. Not smartphone specifically, just any device fulfilling the purpose of getting in touch with one another despite not being at your place of residence.

And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for hygiene products of all kinds here. Not sure how people were okay with life before running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technically we're all half centaur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely consuming alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As much as I appreciate the merits of correct grammar, I'm not going to rephrase myself just so I don't end a sentence with a preposition. I'm just that kind of a rebel.
You should message me if
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If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.

You take your whiskey neat.

We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.