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27 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:50pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, this is my third stint in DC, and I plan to be here for a while. I've been told I have a very dry sarcastic wit, but I'm generally very laid-back. I enjoy a good brunch, glass of whiskey, or Sunday afternoon watching Netflix.

(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a political strategy/advocacy firm, mostly working on better government policies towards small and mid-size businesses. I'm getting my Master's in Public Policy as well, focusing on education policy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?

I watch way too much TV: Community, Walking Dead, Flight of the Conchords, Luther, Parks and Rec, Archer, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Hannibal, Veep, a bunch of other shows. Obviously the Daily Show too.

Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.

I'm not a picky eater and I like to surround myself with other adventurous eaters as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I legitimately do not understand how humanity functioned prior to the invention of the cell phone. Not smartphone specifically, just any device fulfilling the purpose of getting in touch with one another despite not being at your place of residence.

And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for hygiene products of all kinds here. Not sure how people were okay with life before running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did you know that Go-gurt is just yogurt?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely consuming alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I follow Taylor Swift on tumblr.
You should message me if
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If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.

You take your whiskey neat.

We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.

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