Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright people, let's be honest: Valentine's Day is coming up. I
don't really want to be sitting on the couch sobbing into wine-flavored ice cream
watching Friends reruns
on Netflix any more than you do, so let's make this happen.
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Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, this is my third
stint in DC, and I plan to be here for a while. I've been told I
have a very dry sarcastic wit, but I'm generally very laid-back. I
enjoy a good brunch, glass of whiskey, or Sunday afternoon watching
(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not
interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a
silly choice for a dating website username.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a political strategy/advocacy firm, mostly working on
better government policies towards small and mid-size businesses.
I'm getting my Master's in Public Policy as well, focusing on
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mean...everyone loves Harry Potter, right?
I watch way too much TV: Community, Walking Dead, Flight of the
Conchords, Luther, Parks and Rec, Archer, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones,
True Detective, Hannibal, Veep, a bunch of other shows. Obviously
the Daily Show too.
Music: I like everything, for the most part, but a soft spot for
blues rock, folk, bluegrass, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I legitimately do not understand how humanity functioned prior to
the invention of the cell phone. Not smartphone specifically, just
any device fulfilling the purpose of getting in touch with one
another despite not being at your place of residence.
And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly
icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general
appreciation for hygiene products of all kinds here. Not sure how
people were okay with life before running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technically we're all half centaur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely consuming alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I follow Taylor Swift on tumblr.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.
You take your whiskey neat.
We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.
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