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bfmaterial87

27 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Jewish liberal seeking same.

Raised in the frozen tundras of upstate New York, this is my third stint in DC, and I plan to be here for a while. I've been told I have a very dry sarcastic wit, but I'm generally very relaxed and happy; if I'm not, a good brunch, glass of whiskey, or Sunday afternoon watching Netflix should fix that.

(Yes, my username is a joke. Not in the sense that I'm not interested in commitment - I am - but in the sense that it's a silly choice for a dating website username.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a political strategy/advocacy firm, mostly working on better government policies towards small and mid-size businesses. I'm getting my Master's in Public Policy as well, focusing on education policy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not answering "your mother" to the "what I'm doing with my life" question.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mean, everyone loves Harry Potter, right? I'm also a huge fan of Salinger, and not just Catcher in the Rye. His short stories are great.

I watch way too much TV: Community, Flight of the Conchords, Luther, Parks and Rec, Archer, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Happy Endings, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Hannibal, American Horror Story, New Girl, Veep, a bunch of other shows. Obviously the Daily Show & Colbert Report too.

Music: I like everything.

I'm not a picky eater and I like to surround myself with other adventurous eaters as well. Message me with your favorite cuisine and let's go try a new place.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I legitimately do not understand how humanity functioned prior to the invention of the cell phone. Not smartphone specifically, just any device fulfilling the purpose of getting in touch with one another despite not being at your place of residence.

And going a bit further back in history, I personally feel slightly icky if I haven't showered in over 24 hours, so let's add a general appreciation for hygiene products of all kinds here. Not sure how people were okay with life before running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did you know that Go-gurt is just yogurt?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely consuming alcohol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My roommate and I have a Triwizard Cup in our apartment. Sadly (or maybe fortunately), it's not a portkey.
You should message me if
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If you're a strong woman you don't need permission.

You take your whiskey neat.

We have a 90%+ enemy percentage and want to be my arch-nemesis.