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bfnaked

38 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Buck wants to be:

Drunk. And In Love. Every. Damn. Day.

Too much?

~lovable bastard in search of bitch with heart of gold~

I like weird trash and I like to rut.

If you're looking for a fixer upper, I'm not your huckleberry.

What ya sees is what ya gets.

Though I like people who are grounded and calm I despise the throw-away terms "laid-back" and "down-to-earth".

Pigs.

I was recently told that my profile makes me sound like a prize asshole, but that I was really "sweet" in person.

If the flu shits . . .

Ever had one of those movements that makes you feel like your anus has been ravaged, but you're not as empty as you feel you should be so you keep pushing for all your worth?

Yeah. Like that.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm a bastard. I'm a loyal bastard, but I'm a bastard nonetheless. My friends get everything. And I have a lot of friends. But if you cross me - let's just say my shit list is very short, but profound. Staring into the abyss that's staring into you profound. Yep.

Now for some bastardy.

I am trying to discern which disgusts me more:

Dog people or Child people.

Both smack of the same desperate hubris.

I will qualify that every time I meet a child or a dog I a absolutely adore (and I do every so often - for what is life without exception), I meet ten more that remind me why I hate children and dogs.

At this age, it seems an important thing to get out of the way.

So unless the maggot/furball with which you're so enchanted is low-maintenance, non-licky and able to STFU, it probably won't work with me and you don't need to read any further.

[I should qualify that I do like cats and reptiles and any other independent critter and every so often I meet a kid that is cool as shit. My niece and some friends' spawn, but blood is thicker, no? We're all tribal at bottom.]

Oh, but if you have a monkey, all bets are off. I may have a monkey problem. I love them. They're so smart and *MEAN*! : D

Thanks.

Now to my idiotic rambling.

I am rude, crude and oh so lewd. At least that's what I've been told. People tell me things all the time. Problems, joys, surmises. PBR! Tom Waits. Neil Gaiman. The Boswell Sisters. Robert Carlyle. Father Jack Hackett. Women. Sangin'. Drinkin'. Fuckin'. Fightin'. Chicago. Karaoke. Hidden Cove. Pogues. Iggy. EAP. EFC. ICP. Cramps. Elvis Costello. Fungus. Cheese. Blue Velvet. Hunter S. Thompson. The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry. A Clockwork Orange. Rube Waddell. Hogscraper. Monkeys. Refusing to Get Dressed. Greg Brown. Dan Bern. Talking Heads. Primus. Andrew Marvell. John Donne. TMBG. Don Maitz. Soul Coughing. NIN. Merle Haggard. Hank. Johnny. Waylon. Coe. Reggie Watts. Bill Hicks.John Valby. McLean and McLean. 3cephas. Transmetropolitan. Lamb. Watchmen. Free Mammograms. Vinyl. Non - Sequiturs. Love. God. Murder. Feck. Arse. Drink.

"I come not to dandle poetry on my knee like a retarded child with beautiful eyes but to throw it off the cliffs into the icy waters and see if the motherfucker can swim for its life"

-- MEIN KAMPF by David Lerner

I am the one who gave, it all up for Rock, and Roll - and BOY, did I?

Oh and if you voted YES on Prop 8 or if you want to restrict the civil rights of any specific individual or group then you can pretty much FOAD! I don't wanna know you.
What I’m doing with my life
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* I was a voice, speech and dialect specialist. I worked around Chicago, mostly in the theatre. Now HQ is in Hollyweird.

Self, Un or Temporarily Under Employed.

* I released my pseudo-vanity book of poetry in 2009:

Carnival of Filth

* My my first NaNoWriMo attempt shat a "novel" called "fidelity."

It is available here.

* Last summer:

Bottom (A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM)
Dr. Faustus (THE TRAGICALL HISTORY OF THE LIFE AND DEATH OF DR. FAUSTUS)
Caliban (THE TEMPEST)
&
Sorting My Shit Out

Also: www.ssssmlh2013.blogspot.com

* Currently: $$ jobbing, and in search of mo' dough.

*Still* working on the book, we'll see what the near future holds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble. Word play. Dialects. Trivia. Anything to do with tongues. Remembering jokes. Pushing people's boundaries. Skee Ball. Parody. Irony. Sarcasm. Phantasm. Orgasm. Rhyming. Picking terrible partners. Time sinks. Organization. Drinking. Moseying.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sparkling conversation and/or my loud ass mouth.

No wait, my cavernous maw and/or my buzzing brainpan.

Nawp, my insight and/or my choppers.

Naw. That's not it.

My hungry hole and/or my rapist's wit [sick] . . . Heh. Sorry.

Ne'ermind. Stick with the first'un.

Selah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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q.v. the first blurb. I really like cheese. Takashi Miike. Drunkabilly and Philsophy in the Bedroom. Going through the old library and trying to get rid of some shit . . . after I reads it again of course. Leisurely wading through as much as I can get me grubby mitts on.

GODHEAD.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Planner. My elipses. My Time. My music. My stories. My time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
. . . how to make myself stop thinking so much. Seriously. It's becoming a problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hate amateur nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am looking for a woman who would genuinely enjoy a weekend with me at Ocracoke Island and all that entails.

{I will consider a cohort to Buccaneer days in the short run. Next year a tent cabin or a boat are a *requirement*.}
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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