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  • Ages 20–28
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Last online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Let's see where to start...

I'm a producer for a sports network so it's fair to say I'm a sports fan (and reigning fantasy football champion). Philly fan all the way (for better or for worse).

But wait, I have other interests! I'm a versatile SOB. I'm handy with spreadsheets and databases in general. (I've been calling myself Data Lord at work.) Also a big comic book fan (primarily Marvel - I've seen all the MCU movies and shows) and I try to read a lot (lately it's been a mix of classic sci-fi and history).

So yeah, I'm super interesting.

Also I'm INTJ, if you're into that sort of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting paid to watch sports. It's okay to be jealous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spreadsheets (holy hell I'm good at spreadsheets, you have no idea), lucid dreaming (ever see Inception? It's kind of like that with lower production value), sports knowledge (I'm a beast at sports trivia), hoarding books (see below)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes I have a bit of an upwards inflection so people think I'm asking them questions. That first Family Guy episode with Jillian kind of wrecked me when it came out (you know, the one where she talks like thiiiiis and everything sounds like a questionnnnnn)

Okay, that's probably not the first thing people notice but it's one of the more amusing things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Guns, Germs and Steel, The Fourth Part of the World, War of the Worlds, Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors, Watchmen

Movies: Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, 12 Monkeys, Groundhog Day, The Royal Tennenbaums (pretty much anything by Wes Anderson), Mystery Men, Avengers (okay, most of the MCU), This Is Spinal Tap (and any Christopher Guest mockumentaries)

Shows: The Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, The Simpsons (well, the old ones, back when it was still good), Futurama, Breaking Bad, The League, Game of Thrones, Archer, Rick and Morty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I was sent back in time (and how utterly useless most of my skills would be...sigh).

(Seriously, what would you do if you were stuck in the Renaissance? Would you try and find a Leonardo da Vinci or a Francis Bacon and explain (in what to them would appear to be extremely broken English) what happened, tell them about relativity theory, the New World, etc? Or would you suck it up and try to survive as...whatever people did back then? I give myself 10 minutes before I'm decried as a witch.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently discovered that I'm all but incapable of giving books away...I'm destined to either have a massive library or be one of those crazy guys with books stacked everywhere, probably with a conspiracy wall (you know, with photos and newspaper clippings connected by pieces of string).

The beauty of it is it's a really weird mix of books. Sports, graphic novels, military history (several books on Mongols...I like Mongols), and a reference book thrown in. Oh, and the book that the Ancient Aliens show is based on.
You should message me if
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If you're willing to risk dating someone who could end up as a conspiracy wall guy (I'm rooting for the library but who knows).

Or if you found any of the above entertaining