Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see where to start...
I'm a producer for a sports network so it's fair to say I'm a
sports fan (and reigning fantasy football champion). Philly fan all
the way (for better or for worse).
But wait, I have other interests! I'm a versatile SOB. I'm handy
with spreadsheets and databases in general. (I've been calling
myself Data Lord at work.) Also a big comic book fan (primarily
Marvel - I've seen all the MCU movies and shows) and I try to read
a lot (lately it's been a mix of classic sci-fi and history).
So yeah, I'm super interesting.
Also I'm INTJ, if you're into that sort of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting paid to watch sports. It's okay to be jealous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spreadsheets (holy hell I'm good at spreadsheets, you have no
idea), lucid dreaming (ever see Inception? It's kind of like that
with lower production value), sports knowledge (I'm a beast at
sports trivia), hoarding books (see below)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I have a bit of an upwards inflection so people think I'm
asking them questions. That first Family Guy episode with Jillian
kind of wrecked me when it came out (you know, the one where she
talks like thiiiiis and everything sounds like a
Okay, that's probably not the first thing people notice but it's
one of the more amusing things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Guns, Germs and Steel, The Fourth Part of the
World, War of the Worlds, Shadows of Forgotten
Movies: Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, 12
Monkeys, Groundhog Day, The Royal
Tennenbaums (pretty much anything by Wes Anderson),
Mystery Men, Avengers (okay, most of the MCU),
This Is Spinal Tap (and any Christopher Guest
Shows: The Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, The
Simpsons (well, the old ones, back when it was still good),
Futurama, Breaking Bad, The League,
Game of Thrones, Archer, Rick and Morty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I was sent back in time (and how utterly useless
most of my skills would be...sigh).
(Seriously, what would you do if you were stuck in the Renaissance?
Would you try and find a Leonardo da Vinci or a Francis Bacon and
explain (in what to them would appear to be extremely broken
English) what happened, tell them about relativity theory, the New
World, etc? Or would you suck it up and try to survive
as...whatever people did back then? I give myself 10 minutes before
I'm decried as a witch.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recently discovered that I'm all but incapable of giving books
away...I'm destined to either have a massive library or be one of
those crazy guys with books stacked everywhere, probably with a
conspiracy wall (you know, with photos and newspaper clippings
connected by pieces of string).
The beauty of it is it's a really weird mix of books. Sports,
graphic novels, military history (several books on Mongols...I like
Mongols), and a reference book thrown in. Oh, and the book that the
Ancient Aliens show is based on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're willing to risk dating someone who could end up as a
conspiracy wall guy (I'm rooting for the library but who
Or if you found any of the above entertaining
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.