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28 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:26pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm inherently skeptical about online dating, but meeting women at bars is kinda skeevy and I work too much to hang out at bars anyway. Not great at describing I won't. But rest assured I'm pretty awesome. (Granted, a non-awesome person would say the same thing but you'll have to trust me on this one.)

Also I'm INTJ, if you're into that sort of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it up in NYC working as a producer for a sports TV network. So yeah, I get paid to watch sports.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spreadsheets (holy hell I'm good at spreadsheets, you have no idea), lucid dreaming (ever see Inception? It's kind of like that with lower production value), sports knowledge (I'm a beast at sports trivia), hoarding books (see below)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes I have a bit of an upwards inflection so people think I'm asking them questions. That first Family Guy episode with Jillian kind of wrecked me when it came out (you know, the one where she talks like thiiiiis and everything sounds like a questionnnnnn)

Okay, that's probably not the first thing people notice but it's one of the more amusing things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Guns, Germs and Steel, The Fourth Part of the World, War of the Worlds, Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors, Watchmen

Movies: Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, 12 Monkeys, Groundhog Day, The Royal Tennenbaums, Mystery Men

Shows: The Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, The Simpsons (well, the old ones, back when it was still good), Futurama, Breaking Bad, The League, Game of Thrones, Archer, Rick and Morty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I was sent back in time (and how utterly useless most of my skills would be...sigh).

(Seriously, what would you do if you were stuck in the Renaissance? Would you try and find a Leonardo da Vinci or a Francis Bacon and explain (in what to them would appear to be extremely broken English) what happened, tell them about relativity theory, the New World, etc? Or would you suck it up and try to survive as...whatever people did back then?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently discovered that I'm all but incapable of giving books away...I'm destined to either have a massive library or be one of those crazy guys with books stacked everywhere, probably with a conspiracy wall (you know, with photos and newspaper clippings connected by pieces of string).
You should message me if
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If you're willing to risk dating someone who could end up as a conspiracy wall guy (I'm rooting for the library but who knows).

Or if you found any of the above entertaining