if you message me without reading this, i WILL be pissed and ignore you.

as a second line of business, i've been featured! i have internet haters! i've never been more pleased. if you'd like to read and join the controversy, go here! http://www.okcupid.com/forum?tid=9395938264529015262

i'm pretty damn blunt (if you haven't noticed already), but i really do love men, and their company.

in lieu of having to filter my inbox, i developed a flow-chart. (yes. i really did.) if this turns you off? that's okay. don't message me. if you like the fact that i'm not here to waste my time? awesome.

are you looking for a girl who you can fuck within the first few dates?
yes (well keep looking. goodbye!)
no (good. i'm worth the wait.)

do you have a job and/or are you in grad school?
yes (hmmm. :) i'm intrigued!)
no (goodbye. seriously.)

do you hate cats?
yes (goodbye. nothing is getting in the way of me and my henry.)
no (good! keep going!)

are you a republican?
yes (get the hell off my page!)
no (thank god, you have a brain. next question!)

are you / have you been in the service?
yes (really? whyyyyy?! only keep going if you have a damn good reason!)
no (awesome. i like you more already...)

have you often been told that you are the hottest guy in room / class / gym / whatever?
yes (if it's because the girl like you, fine, go ahead. if you think it's really because you ACTUALLY ARE? go away. go meet some girl who cares.)
no (good, those guys are douche bags, and i don't like them.)

with those things in mind, i've decided to ask a question that DOES actually matter to me. do you think you're attractive? do other people? basically, i just want you attractive, but not generally that cocky...
yes (good, good self esteem! and yes, i like attractive men.)
no (well thanks for for being honest! goodbye!)

are you happy with your life?
yes (awesome! i'm happy with mine too! keep going!)
no (aweee, that's too bad. now go talk to someone else about it.)

that's enough for now. if you've gotten this far? message me!!! and CONTINUE! :)

i just graduated from law school, and now i'm studying for the bar exam. i want to get into public interest law.

i LOVE food and drinks, and am a complete foodie. i spend most of my free time cooking, going out to wine tastings or trying out new restaurants. feeling elite is what i like best. i am super sarcastic and very liberal, and don't really tolerate people without a strong backbone. but once you break through my sarcastic exterior, i'm really sweet and loving. it's just hard to break through sometimes. :)

i am originally from norcal and miss it.

I am sarcastic, fun, and an elitist

i like magazines more than books, and tv shows more than movies. not because magazines and tv shows are inherently better, i just have a short attention span.

my favorite food is probably pizza. which i know sounds like the lamest thing ever. but seriously, a homemade gourmet italian pizza served with a nice italian wine is just the best. mmm.

my friends, my family, my phone, my computer, my own apartment and being able to cook.

food, haha.

studying, or hitting up a new restaurant i've been wanting to try. or cooking something gourmet at home. and maybe clubbing every once in a while.

you are confident, but not an asshole. you are intelligent. you are okay with a girl being herself. you are not needy.