bhealyum
26 Austin, TX
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My self-summary
Hey,
I'm Brittany and I'm basically the girl of your dreams.

I mean, I obviously don't know that, but it would be cool if I called it.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in an office for a very large company. You'll either be impressed or you'll be like "Oh. THAT company..."
I’m really good at
Hm..
Finding Waldo really quickly.
Following a recipe.
Twister (the game that ties you up in knots)
Flip cup.
Texting back
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably (hopefully) that I'm a (natural) redhead. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jurassic Park, basically anything Chuck Palahniuk

Television: always sunny, archer, the league, broad city, mad men, parks and rec, the office, new girl, modern family, girls, game of thrones, orange is the new black, house of cards, scandal

Films: psychological thrillers, action, horror, comedies but definitely not romantic comedies.

Music: I like variety. I listen to music basically all day at work and I might start my day with The Black Keys or Jack White and end the day with Beyoncé or Drake.

Food: I usually eat super healthy at home. I cook and eat organic and preservative-free. ...but I also love tacos and pizza is basically my religion
The six things I could never do without
Murphy (my dog)
My family
Naps
Sex
Tacos
Beers
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably happy hour
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have any secrets and I don't embarrass easily. I'm a really honest and open person. Ask me whatever.
You should message me if
Mostly if you want to, I'm nice. :)
Also if you're tall. <3
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