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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 21
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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While I dislike labels, I identify more as pansexual and like to thoroughly enjoy the company of whomever I am with for who they are, not what may or may not be dangling between their legs. I am in a committed open relationship with my wife, Passionparadigm and have permission for more, including everything from an occasional casual encounter or friend with benefits, to ongoing casual relationships. Ethical slut much? One might even say Poly....but there goes the labeling.... For anything to happen, I do desire a connection on some level, I love conversation, wine, and learning about whomever I am with. I am caring to a fault, open myself up to those I should remain closed, and am always honest. I am definitely attracted to people for who they are on the inside above all else.

I have a crass mouth and honestly feel there are times the only word that is appropriate is f%^&! This has gotten me into trouble more times than I care to talk about. If you can make me laugh, love to flirt, joke and tease, and can enjoy just being together, we are most definitely are on the right start! If it turns out to be just friends, I'm good with that! If more than friends occur, f%×£#*& fantastic :)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the health care profession full time and just completed my masters degree. My life can be crazy busy at times, but with the right planning I definitely like get away and have fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a smartass, sassing back, cracking jokes, and being an open, honest friend. I'm really good at not sleeping most nights. That's why I'm awake right now perving your profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My is ever changing, always evolving, and never the same color twice. And yes, this is my hair, and no, its not a f*$@&!% wig. My tattoos. Maybe my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything that is not a textbook or required reading. I love to read and have been known to stay awake all night to finish a book.

Movies: Mostly comedy, some action and adventure, drama, indie films. Chick flicks, yeah, I'll admit it.

Shows: Food Network and HGTV are great standbys. Orange is the New Black, Scandal, and anything with Gordon Ramsey. I own the entire Queer as Folk series. I know, you're shocked. I was completely devastated when Six Feet Under was over.

Music: I will listen to anything live and go into depression when summer concert series are over. I have a wide variety I listen to from Mumford in Sons, Avett Brothers, Dave Matthews Band to Eminem, Fun, Fitz and the Tantrums, Old Crow Medicine Show, Ray Lamontagne, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Greatful Dead.......really though if it's live, I'll listen.

Food: Sushi, Seafood, and Mexican are my top 3 favorites. I can appreciate a good steak as well as a good burger anytime. Did I mention sushi?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My wife
2. My kids
3. Music
4. Coffee
5. Laughing
6. The word Fuck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes, but I'll work it out....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving my kids around God's green earth in the shaggin wagon, getting into the hot tub with some good music and a glass of wine once they are in bed..... But Saturdays are another story ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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.... yeah... we can chat about this...
You should message me if
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You know all the words to Ice Ice Baby, Paul Revere, and Baby Got Back.

But please don't if.....your are a couple looking for a third, or a guy looking for a threesome. More often than not, one of you will wind up in a collar and leash THEN the whole thing just gets weird. And we really don't need any more pets in this house.