I used to have many interesting observations posted here, but Its the top of the page and a print journalist would tell me that the most important information belongs at the beginning of the article. So here are some of the most important things to know about me.
I do a lot of nice things and will shoulder a lot of grief, but I in no way believe that I am a nice person. I have never been in love with anyone. At this stage of the game I am starting to think I am just not wired to love others. (don't think this means that I don't care for people, because I do) I have had enough great people fall in love with me, and have had to break their hearts when I couldn't love them back. I am not ready to do that to someone else, and I am not sure that a good man would gamble with someone else's feelings.
To summarize the above:
I am not looking for a relationship at the moment. I am a good friend, and could do with one or two more of those. So please don't think that you can fix me. Everyone loves a project, but trying to inject love into my heart isn't as rewarding as building a birdhouse or planting a garden.
To continue with the brutal honesty. All my profile pictures are in fact of me. They are some of my favorite pictures of myself. What they don't show is that I don't have great skin, and my teeth are far from perfect. Why those facts would matter to you if you just wanted to be friends and catch a Reds game I don't know, but there you have it anyway.
On a lighter note. I am the Miraculously Masculine Gay Mom. I can take care of you while you are drunk, or sick, and bake you a treat. I can cook anything you can ask for, and do all of it while wearing an apron that belongs a stay at home mom from the 50s all while being manly. Its a lot like walking a tight rope, but luckily it doesn't involve as much balance.
That is all I have for now and I don't have the energy to update all these other sections. I hope this has been informative, and that I didn't come off like as much of an ass as I think I may have.