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  • Ages 21–35
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My details

Last online
May 24, 2014
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I moved to Madison from arid climes about a year and a half ago. I love it so far and am on the look-out for new things. I know very few people here so far, so I'm hankering for a spot of adventure.

I like old things, particular tacky, old 70s junk.

The greatest compliment I have ever received was someone telling me I reminded them of Ferris Bueller back in high school. I may or may not have dorked out upon hearing that.

I have Opinions, and I enjoy hearing other people's perspectives.

I can be pretty shy at first, but once I feel comfortable, I'm quite the goof. I make faces at no one, do little dances, sing about what I am doing, et cetera. I managed to avoid developing many of the inhibitions people get from growing up. I believe you can be child-like without being childish. I also value that quality in others.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am jobbing it all the way to Bill Town. In my downtime I read, write, watch documentaries, and scheme schemes.

I am working out what I'd like to do career-wise. Twentysomething nonsense. I am considering just showing at a small bookstore and just organizing books until they start paying me to do it. I see no flaws in this plan.

In an effort to get out in front of a slowing metabolism, I have become more health conscious. Things like running and eating vegetable now feature in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at being mildly socially awkward. Also, I have a mastery of lots of very useless information that I find fascinating, in an almost unhealthy way. I have a theory that it crowds out my autobiographical memory. Self-deprecation aside, I am good at puns which I persevere in telling in the face of the groaning masses.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shoes. I have awesome grandpa shoes.

And lately, the beard. Though I believe it is mostly other dudes with facial hair that notice. There is apparently this kindred spirit of brotherhood that is extended to all other guys with facial hair that I did not notice when I shaved regularly. It is a beautiful, beautiful, scruffy thing. Community.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Harry Potter, Jane Eyre, Hitchhiker Trilogy, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Secret History. Also anything Sarah Vowell, China Mieville, or Neil Gaiman.

Movies: Empire Records, High Fidelity, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Grosse Pointe Blank, Clue, Saved!, Juno, The Princess Bride, What Dreams May Come.

TeeVee: Firefly, Doctor Who, Black Books, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Californication, Community.

Music: Paramore, Kate Nash, The Cure, Hello Saferide, Herman Düne, Nellie McKay, The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, David Bowie, Cake, Brandi Carlile, Weezer. I also have problem of listening to pop music I know is not good, but dang if it is not catchy. I am simultaneously ashamed and unapologetic about this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Ongoing education
-Thrift stores
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. The Universe. Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm naturally a bit of a homebody, so I am happy staying in and reading or watching something or other. I consider marauding around a bookstore looking for new books to read a night well spent as well. However, I am primed for adventure and shenanigans at any time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have what might be classified as an unhealthy excitement about the new Pokémon game. I like the things I like. Project Runway, Deadliest Catch, cartoons, et cetera.
You should message me if
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You also have a weird fixation with very specific topics, like British naval history or maps. My small talk can be a little awkward, but I enjoy talking about just about anything.