bicycle2871
44 Forest Hills, NY
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My self-summary
Disclaimer: despite what okc says, I don't consider myself to be arrogant and do think I'm optimistic. Is that arrogant to say? ;)

Disclaimer #2: Please forgive the cheesy selfies...this is okc after all :)

I'm sweet, funny, witty, naughty, athletic, open minded and not easily offended. I enjoy making people laugh, especially my significant other. I think I know what's important in life beyond money and success and material things. I love cats and dogs, and often think they're more human than humans are, and put us to shame.

I'm the kind of person who doesn't get upset easily, but laughs at people who do, and has a positive attitude even though the world may not call for it sometimes. I always try to see the good or positive side of any situation no matter how difficult it may be. I have a low tolerance for phoniness, people who are too cool for school and bs (no, not bachelors of sciences). I say "no pun intended" quite a bit.

I like to be active and enjoy the outdoors, sports, walking, traveling, road trips, etc., but I'm very happy indoors or at home with my significant other whether it be lazing in bed, cooking, cooking in bed, watching movies, listening to music or each doing our own thing. I think it's important to be in a relationship where both people are happy and are willing to communicate when there is a problem. Communication is key, otherwise you're locked (came up with that myself, thank you).

All that being said, I take great pleasure in bringing great pleasure to my significant other, and come well equipped both physically and mentally...or in other words, I know how to rock your world.

Gosh, I say "significant other" quite a bit ;)

I'm interested in meeting someone who is just an all around good person, smart and has a good sense of humor. Someone sexy, and a little naughty, would be nice too ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Everything and anything, and sometimes nothing in between. Open to new and old experiences. Constantly learning, reading, listening, seeing, tasting, and all of the other senses as well...tho touching is a tricky one and best done only at the appropriate times ;)

Just in case youre wondering, I am not a lawyer but a researcher.
I’m really good at
Apparently saying "significant other"...geez.

Coincidences, saying stupid funny shit, saying smart funny shit, ping pong, listening and communicating, driving, taking photos, appreciating what I have, being nice and polite to waitstaff and doormen. Did I mention world rockin'? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm, can I say wit and charm, tho that doesnt sound very witty nor charming. Ummm, my voice (have received compliments from strangers and non-strangers alike), my eyes (both of them), and nice hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: catcher in the rye, shit my dad says, portnoys complaint, the coloring book, I suck at girls

Movies: manhattan, annie hall, defending your life, forgetting sarah marshall, i love you man, various documentaries, before sunrise, before sunset, american hustle, Pixar

Shows: american dad, family guy, curb your enthusiasm, tosh.0, barefoot contessa, diners driveins dives, house hunters, Derek, Big Bang theory, legit, top gear, master of none, legit

Podcasts: Adam Carolla, wtf, Gilbert Gottfried, Alison Rosen, Vinnie Tortorich, and more.

Music: queen, xtc, jayhawks, radiohead, rush, fountains of wayne, joe jackson, billy joel, pink floyd, steely dan, red hot chili peppers, natalie merchant, suzanne vega, world party, they might be giants, foo fighters, barenaked ladies, colin hay

Food: japanese, mexican, indian, american, italian, chinese, bbq, vegetarian, vegan, etc etc.

Sports(playing and watching): baseball, tennis, basketball, football, soccer
The six things I could never do without
laughing/comedy
music
sushi
good beer and whiskey
cats & dogs
You, my dear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's the meaning of life? Why are we here? Why can't we all just get along? Why aren't there more cities with real housewives? Why did Kimye choose North West and not South West?
On a typical Friday night I am
It's Friday I'm in love.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I understand and speak cat.
You should message me if
You enjoy laughing, want a guy who can see the humor in most things, who isn't pretentious or a show off, and who doesnt take himself or most things too seriously.
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