You deem yourself intelligent, creative, mischievous and interested
in all aspects of the world, acting on an overwhelming urge to take
it apart. If you want to have a kinky, safe, intimate sexual
experience with a person able to spell “consent”. If you are
looking for someone to talk to and eat and drink with and play
board or card games.
If you message me, be direct. Tell me what you find interesting
about me and what you are looking for – especially if you are
aiming looking for a hookup! If you just write “Hi!” and have a lot
of generic profile text (“You should message me if … you want
to.”), I will most likely ignore you – even if your profile
includes nice (even hot) pictures. The less your message looks like
some kind of copy-paste drivel, the more likely I am to
If you message me looking for casual sex
, note that while I
self-identify as an ethical slut, I prefer getting to know people a
bit beforehand – I only want to have sex with people I can be
friends with. That said, I certainly do kiss, cuddle and fuck on
the first date if mood, attitude, personality and body odor fit. I
do safer sex
only and usually have condoms
and latex gloves
with me in case sex
happens. In case you are interested, I do own a Hitachi Magic Wand
enjoy using it on people even when I am not particularly
If you message me because you are looking for new friends or
activity partners, please tell me if you play or would like to play
. Me and a friend of mine often only have each
other to play again and she and I would like to play with others. I
am also looking for people who would like to play the board games
If you message me because we are both looking for a short- or
, note that I cannot
guarantee that outcome. I tend to have a match score of around 95%
or more with my partners. Many of my long-term relationships
resulted from friendships that grew to include casual sex. Most of
my relationships were with non-monogamous sex-positive feminist
If you are looking for a flat mate (with or without benefits), I
would be happy to apply, as my rental agreement ends February 2016.
I would like to live in a shared flat with one or more likeable
kinky weirdos rather than living alone (as I do now).
Please absolutely refrain from messaging me if:
• You cannot handle your anger or jealousy.
• You tend to lie to make others feel good.
• You cannot handle honest answers.
• You do not want to accept a “No”.
• You tend to “forget“ condoms.