I see myself as somehow intelligent, probably creative, outspoken and slightly misanthropic but mostly harmless.

I am easily bored by most people. On the other hand, intellect paired with a creative / mischievous streak is a huge turn-on for me. I try to only touch people I like.

I am on OkCupid because I want to fall recklessly in love with a stranger - or failing that, at least meet lots of interesting people with which to have a mediocre-to-good time (quick, read what I'm looking for).

I take Methylphenidatehydrosomething to stay awake and concentrated.

I moved to Berlin in 2008, where I pretend to study philosophy and computer science. I am also trying to become a hacker and artist - for me that means that I am trying to find out how to make this world a little bit like the one I would like to live in. I blog, do a podcast with friends, contributed to the free software minecraft clone minetest, and did a short-lived webcomic in my spare time. Meeting strangers off the internet is a central part of my procrastination agenda.

Discussing, making awkward jokes, asking questions, programming, making stupid jokes, telling people how dumb / ignorant they are. Fixing small bits. Helping people realize the sad state of affairs. Showing up late. Not paying the entry fee. Lying.

I am loud. A coward. Probably unshaved. A guy once told me I “ask questions like a cop”; it was not meant as a compliment.

A friend said I talk like people on LSD do when I am sober.

Books: Applied Cryptography, Ausweitung der Kampfzone (Extension du Domaine de la Lutte), Lebendig bleiben (Rester vivant), Macht und Rebel, The Dark Tower, Wir nennen es Arbeit

Movies: Antikörper, Deep Ilmpact (not Deep Impact), Die kommenden Tage, Donny Darko, Frequently asked Questions about Time Travel, Inland Empire, Lucky Number Slevin, Serenity, Snow Blind, Thank You For Smoking and of course 300 (which is essentially a monumental porn flick, I know).

Series: Battlestar Galactica (2004), Buffy, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, Ergo Proxy, Firefly, Horrible Turn, Sendung ohne Namen (ORF), ./shutdown, skins (Season 1)

Music: Advance Wars O.S.T., Alec Holowka, Alligatoah, Band ohne Anspruch, Bear McCreary, Carlos Peron, DavidBowman, Frank Schindel, Fort Minor, Hajime Mizoguchi, Jan Hegenberg, K.I.Z., Kyle Gabler, Mad Maks, MC Frontalot, Prinz ᴨ, Supershirt, Trouble over Tokyo

Games: Advance Wars, ascii p0rtal, Aquaria, Battle for Wesnoth, Earth 2150, Earth 2150: The Moon Project, Netto No Shishou: Bernd, OpenLieroX, OpenTTD, Warzone 2100, the Xcom series, everything by Jason Rohrer and Kenta Cho

Also, I like the podcast Wir müssen reden, the (now defunct) radio show Paper Jam and the webcomics buttersafe, curvy, decorum and questionable content.

I like baked beans, mozarella burgers, spaghetti and vegetarian ravioli, but my favorite food would be glowing yoghurt - if it existed. Cola mixed with apple juice is my favourite drink. I also enjoy soft toilet paper, hot tubs, stormy days and hypoallergenic tape (I like to use Leukosilk to fix inanimate things, to be exact).

Oxygen, water, food, shelter - well, for me about the only artificial things one had to invent if they weren't already there are personal computers and the internet, everything else would probably sort itself out then ...

… how situations could have played out differently, or how they will play out. More often then not, I leave disappointed.

Sitting in a bar, arguing with strangers, on the phone with friends, programming free software, in my bed, lonely and unnaturally awake, drawing, drinking non-alcoholic beverages, reading blogs, writing. Not necessarily in that order, also not necessarily on fridays.

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You are intelligent, creative, mischievous and interested in all aspects of the world, acting on an overwhelming urge to take it apart. Bonus points if you look somehow androgynous or tomboyish and not morbidly obese or muscular. (But really, breasts are fine too. I like soft body parts in general, cuddling with pointy people is problematic.)

If, additionally, your powerlevel is over 9000, we definately should mate, to spawn more overlords.

Bonus note: If you message me for the expressed purpose of casual fun, take into account that while I'm open to such things, I prefer getting to know people a little bit before getting intimate. That is, unless I really like both you and your body odor (which happens rarely).

If you use the phrase "intellectual property" without its immediate deconstruction, stay away from me. I neither like copyright extremists nor people who cannot get their semantics right.