Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rare, like a straight guy workin at starbucks.
IG - biffhardkor
im a genuinly nice guy. i like the beach, music (everything except
some country), movies. i can haintelligent conversations, i can do
random things, i can make you laugh, i can goof around, i can be
serious (and i know when to be which). I've been to almost every
state in the continental US, I still have yet to start conquering
countries outside America but I need a travel buddy to do it with
(hint hint wink wink)I make jokes about
everything...everything...everything. I keep myself in a douchebag
free environment, so if you are a douche bag feel free to not talk
to me. Yes girls can be douche bags. I was a licensed massage
therapist. Now i travel a lot for work
If you dont like me then youre probably and ***hole and should
probably **** off and stop trying to make me unhappy :-)
How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alphamale,
If you get a short message from me its not because i have nothing
to talk about, its probably because i dont even know if youll
respond. if you do respond i can keep a convo.
Facebook = Clinton Beckley
dont do this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
How about what I'm not good at...spelunking, saying "no" to chicken
wings, not crying during the lion king, hitting the high notes,
eating just 1 cookie, eaitng an actual serving size of anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. its always there
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite bands include but ar not limited to : sick puppies, rise
against, foo fighters, slipknot, eminem, taking back sunday, lil
john/ying yang twins, disturbed, flo-rida, bone thugs-n-harmony,
favorite moves include but are not limited to : predator, green
mile, dumb and dumber, anchorman, step brothers, pretty much every
Happy Madison movie, Dark Knight, Goonies, teenage mutant ninja
turtles, zoolander, Land Before Time (say what you want, you know
its a good movie)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. chicken wings
2. Good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you spin an oriental person in circles, do they become
Whenever somebody says "stop" idk if its in the name of love, if i
should colaborate and listen or if its hammer time
If a man speaks his mind in a forrest and no women hear him, is he
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever i feel like at that time...or working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if its private you dont post it on the internet....
You should message me if
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you actually want to hang out at some point. if youre on here
because youre an attention whore please go away
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