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  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 11:58am
Native American, White
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Rare, like a straight guy workin at starbucks.

Like a gay sea otter I blow other dudes out if the water

I like to go to the gynecologist and just ask questions until I understand it

Im kind of a dork. I like comics, movies, starwars, video games, stuff like that. But also outdoorsy stuff. I dont care much for club scene. I dont feel the need go get drunk every weekend. I like pubs and stuff like that. I believe every guy should have a set of tools and know how to fix at least some stuff (ie. Around the house, vehicles). If he doesn't wtf is he good for?

I think we all have a special light in our stomach that guides us to eachother, like E.T.. My stomach light needs your stomach light, then we can phone home together.

dont do this....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it!

Going to Australia Dec 2nd!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
How about what I'm not good at...spelunking, saying "no" to chicken wings, not crying during the lion king, hitting the high notes, eating just 1 cookie, eaitng an actual serving size of anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. its always there
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorite bands include but ar not limited to : sick puppies, rise against, foo fighters, slipknot, eminem, taking back sunday, lil john/ying yang twins, disturbed, flo-rida, bone thugs-n-harmony, Boston

favorite moves include but are not limited to : predator, green mile, dumb and dumber, anchorman, step brothers, pretty much every Happy Madison movie, Dark Knight, Goonies, teenage mutant ninja turtles, zoolander, Land Before Time (say what you want, you know its a good movie)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. chicken wings
2. Good company
3. friends
4. family
5. football
6. music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you spin an oriental person in circles, do they become disoriented?

Whenever somebody says "stop" idk if its in the name of love, if i should colaborate and listen or if its hammer time

If a man speaks his mind in a forrest and no women hear him, is he still wrong?

If an illegal immigrant and a sex offender get in a fight, is it called "Alien vs Predator"

The next place I'm traveling to (looks like Australia)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever i feel like at that time...or working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if its private you dont post it on the internet....
You should message me if
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you actually want to hang out at some point. if youre on here because youre an attention whore please go away