So how does one capture the essence of their persona is just a few paragraphs? I don't know but I'll try my best. My name is Jason, recently turned 30 years old, and I live in the suburbs of Buford which if you didn't know is on the north east side of the metro-Atlanta area. I guess I'll start with my personality. I can be very sarcastic, so if you can't laugh at yourself or get offended easily we are probably not made for each other. I'm also very laid back, easy going, witty, intelligent, honest, blunt, a lot of fun, and a pretty damn good conversationalist. Now I'm sure a lot of people list those exact same qualities and most of them are dead wrong. So i guess the only way you'll find out if i was lying or not is to talk to me and get to know me. I'm also extremely open minded and always willing to try new things. First and foremost i am a pretty liberal guy and i follow politics very closely. So if you were a Bush fan or anti-Obama we might not see eye to eye. I'm extremely passionate about my beliefs. I'm pro-choice, believe in a complete separation for church and state, and I think the LGBT community certainly has every right to marry. Like I always say, "They have every right to make their lives just as miserable as any heterosexual couple." Aside from that i like a lot of the usual things. Camping, bars, shooting pool, bowling, poker, Frisbee golf, watching tv/movies/sports, continually refurbishing my house, and far too many things to list them all. And finally the few loose ends i can think of for the moment. I have one tattoo but i plan on getting at least a couple more. I used to have a few piercings but i took them out years ago. I'm a HUGE football fanatic, GO STEELERS!!! I love sports in general, except Soccer. Sorry but I just can't get into it. I also love the Boston Celtics, Boston Red Sox, and of course the UGA Dawgs. I love sex, just absolutely love it. I keep taking these tests and all the sex ones seem to think I'm a total freak....Well maybe I am, but I do have some self-control. Don't get confused into thinking I'm only looking for sex. I own my own home, never married, no kids, and I work for a tech support company. Umm.... what else can i think to say??? I think that's all for now but if you have any questions feel free to ask, I'm not shy at all.

Currently I work for a tech support company. As of right now i plan on studying to get all the certifications needed to become a technical engineer. I'd also like to find someone i can be serious with. Not quite sure I'm looking for marriage just yet but certainly someone I can spend my time getting to know.

07/24
Purchased my first home back in June. I've been spending every free day working on it. Painting every room, replacing the flooring, filling it with appliances, etc. It's been a painstakingly slow and expensive process but it's worth it.

I'm really good at a lot of things. I'm pretty good at reading people and being able to communicate very well. My ability to be sarcastic is unparalleled. I can tell you anything you want to know about the Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm great a figuring out who killed the victim on any episode of "Law & Order".

Don't ever challenge me at ping-pong or Madden, unless you enjoy losing.

Physically it's usually my blue eyes or my somewhat large and imposing stature. Personality wise it's definitely my boisterous attitude. I can be loud but not in an annoying way. You'll tell quickly that I love to joke around.

Music wise i like a little of everything but mostly I'm into hard and classic rock. Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Metallica, Tool, Alice N Chains, Godsmack, Mudvayne, System Of A Down, Bob Marley, Sublime, GNR, Fear Factory, Limp Bizkit(before they started to suck), Korn

A few of my favorite movies are:
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas Fight Club, V For Vendetta, Thank You For Smoking, Hard Candy, Towelhead, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Anything by Kevin Smith (except for Gigli), and anything by Michael Moore.

My favorite T.V. shows are:
House, Dexter, Californication, Real Time with Bill Maher, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Sons of Anarchy, Justified

My favorite author and personal hero is Hunter S Thompson.
"No sympathy for the devil. You buy the ticket, you take the ride."

In no particular order:
1. The Pittsburgh Steelers
2. torrent-ed movies
3. Air conditioning
4. Music
5. Cigarettes(but trying to change that)
6. sex

Too many to list them all. Whenever i find myself with a little free time I constantly drift off thinking about how my life will be in the future. Thinking about all the goals i need to accomplish to be where I want to be. And of course the usual things such as my Steelers and as everyone knows that men think about sex about 95% of the time.

Sad to say I'm usually layed up on the couch watching a movie. If you had asked me that a couple of years ago I would have emphatically said "At the bar, drinking, hoe hunting, and being young, dumb, and full of cum!" But with age comes responsibilities, which in-turn comes priorities, which in-turn stopped me from going to the bar every Friday night and chasing random pieces of ass. We all gotta grow up sometime right?

You're definitely going to have to ask me that if you want to find out. Anything I'd deem "private" would almost certainly cause someone to raise and eyebrow and shake their head.

Lesser things I'm willing to admit:

I once had a "There's something about Mary" moment when I was about 5 years old. Thankfully there was no permanent damage and I've worn underwear ever since.

One movie that I never tell people when I'm usually listing my favorite ones, "You've Got Mail." Ridiculous I know. And oddly enough, I don't like "Sleepless in Seattle."

As a young teenager I once assassinated a garden Gnome.

The Large Hadron Collider makes me nervous.

I get songs stuck in my head easily, especially obscure songs that I hear in TV shows and commercials as well as '80's pop songs. Songs in particular include:
George Michael - "Freedom 90"
Flock of Seagulls - "I Ran"
Infant Sorrow - "You got to do something"
And anything by Men at Work
***12/17***
For the last two weeks I've had Cat Stevens' "Wild World" stuck in my head and it's starting to drive me insane. Damn that Yusuf Islam and his catchy folk music!
***07/24***
Thanks to "Hot Tub Time Machine" and that damn Yahoo commercial I've had Motley Crue's "Home Sweet Home" stuck in my head.
***08/18***
After watching "Kick Ass" a couple weeks ago I now have Gnarles Barkley's "Crazy" on repeat over and over again. It's catchy as hell.
***11/29***
For those of you who do not watch "How I Met Your Mother" on CBS, the characters do "slap bets" in which the winner of the bet gets to slap the loser as hard as he or she can. There's a reoccurring theme in the show where one character named Marshall Erikson, played by Jason Segal from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", is owed 5 slaps on Barney Stenson, who is played by Neil Patrick-Harris from the "Harold & Kumar" movies. Well Marshall turns Thanksgiving into "Slapsgiving" by collecting his slap bet on the day of TG. Anyway, the reason I mention all of this is because a few seasons ago after collecting on one of his slap bets he sings a song titled "You just got slapped" and because it's been Thanksgiving recently that episode has played over and over again. If you've never heard it look it up on the net. But be sure to watch the video from the show, and not the one they recorded for a spoof video. The song is funny and very catchy.
***02/15***
Thanks to another episode of "How I Met Your Mother" I now have Snow's "Informer" stuck in my head.
"I lick your boom boom down"
***07/24***
Thanks to the new trailer for the upcoming season of "Dexter" I now have Marilyn Manson's "Personal Jesus" stuck in my head.
***10/12***
Thanks to the "Gears of War 3" commercial I've been listening to Mazzy Star's "Into Dust" a lot.

I wonder how much easier my life would be if I were gay. Not that the idea of intimacy with another male is attractive to me but it has to be easier for me to find a guy I can relate to more than the average woman.

Every injury I've ever had that sent me to the hospital occurred while doing something ridiculously stupid.

Let's change this to "What I'm looking for..."
Not really quite an easy thing to explain. Really, what am I looking for? Ideally what I would like is someone who gets me, and I in turn get them. Common interests. I'm a Liberal. Conservatives need not apply. All though feel free to message me if you would like to have a good spirited debate. For instance, if you are against national health care reform and the public option, we're not going to work out. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, then we're also not going to work out. As previously stated I'm also a football fanatic. I can't help it. Through all the hardships I've endured, the loss and heart break, I've always had the Steelers to distract me from the stress of those negative distractions. I would much rather have a low maintenance woman. If all you care about is how you look and spend all your money and time shopping, then sorry we are on opposite ends of the spectrum. If you subscribe to some certain ideal of what you "have" to be, and can't think independently for yourself then you've just met the wrong man. I'm also not religious in the slightest bit and never will be. "Only sheep need Shepard's." I'm sarcastic and will joke about anything. I'm not sexist, racist, or an anarchist, but I will joke about any of it at any time. So people who are so cravenly PC that they can't laugh at crude humor then go find a guy in your local church choir.

So that's all I have for now, I'm sure I'll add to this later.

-J.