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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 16
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am horrible at these things. I can't really explain myself other then I'm shy until I am the complete opposite of shy, which doesn't take very long. I am a nerd. I like a nice smile and an awesome laugh. A good sense of humor is a must. I can never seem to find my well read equal. I'm interested in a woman who won't lie to me and cheat on me, and then lie to me about cheating on me. Honesty, manners, and chivalry are long forgotten ideals that should be much, much more appreciated. I have long grown out of booty calls and am in search of a friendship and relationship that actually has meaning to it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Servicing your student loans and laughing until I finally go back and get my Masters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, making people laugh, grammar, slight cynicism, sarcasm, going into cardiac arrest nine times in a six month span and still being alive.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm sort of tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Stand, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Sun Also Rises, The Catcher In The Rye, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Frankenstein.

TV - Breaking Bad, Shameless, Homeland, LOST, Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Wire, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Parenthood, Veep, Sportscenter, Workaholics, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Party Down, Parks and Recreation.

Music - Piebald, David Bowie, Alkaline Trio, Bracket, No Use For A Name, Soilent Green, NOFX, Lagwagon, The Descendents, The Misfits, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Cro-Mags, Patsy Cline, Wu Tang, The Get Up Kids, Botch, Cave In.

Movies - American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction. There's a million movies I could list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
And my implanted defibrillator (I probably do really need this)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, memories, finding happiness, LOST, relatable songs, getting the short end of the stick, pop culture, and building my never ending artillery of obscure references that only I catch and laugh at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something fun, or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was on ECMO, which is something 8 out of 10 adults don't survive.
You should message me if
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You are funny, witty, like to laugh, and like gentlemen.