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big_scuba_steve

31 Newark, DE Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am horrible at these things. It's not nice to be a liar. It's also mean to be a superficial dick, so everyone please try to not act so jerky. I like a nice smile and an awesome laugh. A good sense of humor is a must. I can never seem to find my well read equal.
What I’m doing with my life
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Servicing your student loans and laughing until I finally go back and get my Masters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, being a sarcastic dick, slight cynicism.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually I get Amish/Muslim/terrorist jokes about my beard(not now that I trimmed it) and have been told I'm hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Stand, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Confederacy of Dunces, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Catcher In The Rye, The Autobiography of Malcolm X.

TV - LOST, Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Wire, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Parenthood, True Blood, Veep, Sportscenter, Workaholics, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Party Down, Parks and Recreation.

Music - Piebald, Soilent Green, NOFX, Lagwagon, The Descendents, The Misfits, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Cro-Mags, Patsy Cline, Wu Tang, The Get Up Kids, Botch, Cave In.

Movies - American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, MacGruber. There's a million movies I could list here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone
Car
The Interwebs
Wikipedia
Patrick Bateman quotes
The Phillies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The last five minutes of The Sopranos series finale, NASA, pop culture, and building my never ending artillery of obscure references that only I catch and laugh at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something fun, or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really shy, but once I open up I'm the complete opposite.
You should message me if
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You are funny, wanna have some fun, and can handle dry wit and sarcasm.

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