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big_scuba_steve

30 M Newark, DE

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am horrible at these things. It's not nice to be a liar. It's also mean to be a superficial dick, so everyone please try to not act so jerky. I like a nice smile and an awesome laugh. A good sense of humor is a must. I can never seem to find my well read equal.
What I’m doing with my life
Servicing your student loans and laughing until I finally go back and get my Masters.
I’m really good at
making people laugh, being a sarcastic dick, slight cynicism.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually I get Amish/Muslim/terrorist jokes about my beard(not now that I trimmed it) and have been told I'm hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Stand, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Confederacy of Dunces, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Catcher In The Rye, The Autobiography of Malcolm X.

TV - LOST, Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Wire, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Parenthood, True Blood, Veep, Sportscenter, Workaholics, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Party Down, Parks and Recreation.

Music - Piebald, Soilent Green, NOFX, Lagwagon, The Descendents, The Misfits, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Cro-Mags, Patsy Cline, Wu Tang, The Get Up Kids, Botch, Cave In.

Movies - American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, MacGruber. There's a million movies I could list here.
The six things I could never do without
Phone
Car
The Interwebs
Wikipedia
Patrick Bateman quotes
The Phillies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The last five minutes of The Sopranos series finale, NASA, pop culture, and building my never ending artillery of obscure references that only I catch and laugh at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun, or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really shy, but once I open up I'm the complete opposite.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are funny, wanna have some fun, and can handle dry wit and sarcasm.