Former Brooklyn Resident, Designer, Developer, Creative Consultant, Former Web Design Instructor, Doom Metal Vocalist, Handy Man in Training, Urban Viking, and Overall Handsome Gentleman.

So there you have it, short and sweet.

Freelance Web Designer for a bunch of clients all over the place. I make my own hours and have a messed up sleep schedule. Success! I also tend to be able to drop everything at the drop of a hat and travel as I can work pretty much anywhere.

I also want to move to Norway and become a Troll Hunter. ( Highly recommend seeing The Troll Hunter, by the way.. )

• Growing a beard. Obviously.
• Quoting Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Photoshop. Gods help me.
• Making lists on websites.

Long Hair & Ginger Beard. I was asked on the plane coming back to the city if I was the Ghost of Christmas Present. That's a new one.

"Is there a mouth under that mustache?"
"Why do I have a feeling that we're about the be pillaged?"
"I wonder where he parked his longboat."
"Mommy, is that the Lorax?"
"When did Robert Baratheon move to Atlanta?"

Let's narrow this shit down. As of this particular moment:
Movie: The Fifth Element
Author: Steven Erikson
Music: Anamanaguchi
TV: Top Gear UK
Food: Indian

This all tends to change weekly, but that's part of the excitement of it all, right?

Laptop, Headphones, Dogs, Hoodie, Aviators, Beard. Not in that order.

Note: I may or may not be using you for your dog. Be aware.

What Would Ron Swanson Do. WWRSD. I know what I'm about, son.

Very unimportant things. Internet Neutrality, Politics, Space Exploration, Movies, CSS3, Objective C, HTML 5, The Asgardian Pantheon, Yggdrasil, yanno, typical things.

There are no Fridays in the world of freelance.

You're awesome.