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bigbigbigdude

32 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've been described as "Tall, Dork and Handsome." More substance than flash looking for the same. INTJ, MFA, GGG, PBnJ, WTFBBQ.

Life is an adventure, and I hope to get as much out of it as I can. I try new things without hesitation, and have as much fun failing gloriously as I do succeeding. Which is necessary, because I usually fail gloriously and then trip over my own feet. I can make my own fun, but the right company makes it better. My default setting is "Run."

The qualities I value most are sincerity, kindness, brilliance, and a playful sense of humor. Please speak your mind, even when I don't necessarily want to hear it, and be just a little too stubborn for your own good.

I mainly need a woman who avoids the three D's: Drama, Dishonesty, and Dmurdering me in my sleep.
What I’m doing with my life
I manage an upscale restaurant in the city while I finish my Master's thesis writing and illustrating children's books. I'm an artist, but I refuse to starve.

I may have you model for me at some point. Relax, ma'am, I'm a professional.

My bucket list includes a cross-the-entire-country roadtrip and backpacking through Europe. You're coming with me, sorry.

My free time is split between epic, spontaneous adventures and internet videos of cats.
I’m really good at
Drawing the FUCK out of everything.

Making dessert.

Eating dessert.

Singing in the car, badly.

Upgrading RAM, sexily.

Adverbs.

Finishing what I sta
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm the size of two regular guys glued together. Need something from that tall shelf over there? I'm your guy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: politics, world history, biology and anything by Douglas Adams, David Sedaris and Matt Taibbi.

Food: All of it. All the food.

TV: Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and shamefully, Storage Wars

Movies: Anything Miyazaki or Wes Anderson, Stranger than Fiction, Groundhog Day, Big Fish, and a whole bunch of Amelie
The six things I could never do without
Sleep/Caffeine (interchangeable)

Petting EVERY DOG

Drawing hat

My large, super-comfortable bed

Jameson's for that moment of tingly warmth right after the gagging ends

Belly laughs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puns. So, so many puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
sexting and driving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a sucker for books by Jane Austen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're sweet, fun, fierce, wicked smaht and amaze people with your witty bantering.

Let's start with fun and see what we can build together?

If you message me and I don't message back, please don't feel bad! I have a pretty good idea of the kind of woman I want and don't want to waste the time of anyone else.