I'm knee-deep in the Shit-Getting-Together Phase of my life, but I still find absurd ways to have fun and spice up the mundane. There's always something new to see, do, eat and buy commemorative refrigerator magnets of. We're going on road trips together, sorry.
I have a bucket list that is full of ridiculous goals and I am totally serious about fulfilling them. Especially the one about petting a sloth.
Ms Right for me is genuine, kind, brilliant, funny, and with just the right amount of immaturity. Please voice your opinion, even when I don't necessarily want to hear it and maybe be a little too stubborn for your own good.
I mainly need a woman who avoids the three D's: Drama, Dishonesty, and Dmurdering me in my sleep.