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34 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:26pm
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been described as "Tall, Dork and Handsome". More substance than flash looking for the same. INTJ, MFA, GGG, PBnJ, WTFBBQ.

Everything is interesting and I'm looking for the right person to share it all with. There's always something new to see, do, eat and buy commemorative refrigerator magnets of. We're going on road trips together, sorry.

I have a bucket list that is full of ridiculous goals and I am totally serious about fulfilling them. Especially the ones about petting a sloth and learning to sing.

Ms Right for me is sweet, fun, fierce, and wicked smaht. Please voice your opinion, even when I don't necessarily want to hear it and maybe be a little too stubborn for your own good.

I mainly need a woman who avoids the three D's: Drama, Dishonesty, and Dmurdering me in my sleep.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting my life together currently entails getting started in a career in tech sales and finishing my MFA in illustration. I'm pursuing both careers simultaneously because I would probably be bored with less. I may have you model for me at some point. Relax, ma'am, I'm a professional.

I'm also dealing with this huge pile of wanderlust and you can tell by my endless complaining that I go to the gym a lot. Stupid health.

My free time is split between epic, spontaneous adventures and internet videos of cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing the FUCK out of everything.

Singing in the car, badly.

Upgrading RAM, sexily.


Finishing what I sta
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I'm the size of two regular guys glued together. Need something from that tall shelf over there? I'm your guy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: politics, world history, biology and anything by Douglas Adams, David Sedaris and Matt Taibbi.

Food: All of it. All the food.

TV: Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and shamefully, Storage Wars

Movies: Anything Miyazaki or Wes Anderson, Stranger than Fiction, Groundhog Day, Big Fish, Amelie and her fun, subtitled foreign film friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Drawing hat

Human creativity

My large, super-comfortable bed

Jameson's for that moment of tingly warmth right after the gagging ends

Belly laughs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns. So, so many puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sexting and driving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sucker for books by Jane Austen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not just looking for some backstreet boy who has a mind that only goes in one direction, but are looking to be n' sync. Something something Bieber.

Bonus points for humor, quirkiness and kink.