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bigbigbigdude

33 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been described as "Tall, Dork and Handsome. More substance than flash looking for the same. INTJ, MFA, GGG, PBnJ, WTFBBQ.

I'm knee-deep in the Shit-Getting-Together Phase of my life, but I still sneak candy to my inner child when no one's looking. Everything is interesting and I'm looking for the right person to share it all with. There's always something new to see, do, eat and buy commemorative refrigerator magnets of. We're going on road trips together, sorry.

I have a bucket list that is full of ridiculous goals and I am totally serious about fulfilling them. Especially the ones about petting a sloth and learning to sing.

Ms Right for me is sweet, fun, fierce, and wicked smaht. Please voice your opinion, even when I don't necessarily want to hear it and maybe be a little too stubborn for your own good.

I mainly need a woman who avoids the three D's: Drama, Dishonesty, and Dmurdering me in my sleep.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards a career in Tech Sales and finishing my Master's in Illustration with an emphasis on Children's Books. I'm pursuing both careers simultaneously because I would probably be bored with less. I may have you model for me at some point. Relax, ma'am, I'm a professional.

My free time is split between epic, spontaneous adventures and internet videos of cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing the FUCK out of everything.

Singing in the car, badly.

Upgrading RAM, sexily.

Grammer.

Finishing what I sta
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I'm the size of two regular guys glued together. Need something from that tall shelf over there? I'm your guy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: politics, world history, biology and anything by Douglas Adams, David Sedaris and Matt Taibbi.

Food: All of it. All the food.

TV: Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, and shamefully, Storage Wars

Movies: Anything Miyazaki or Wes Anderson, Stranger than Fiction, Groundhog Day, Big Fish, and a whole bunch of Amelie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Petting EVERY DOG

Drawing hat

Human creativity

My large, super-comfortable bed

Jameson's for that moment of tingly warmth right after the gagging ends

Belly laughs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns. So, so many puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sexting and driving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sucker for books by Jane Austen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're like-minded and have something worth saying. Let's start with fun and see what we can build together?

Bonus points for humor, quirkiness and kink.