bigbluemonster
32 Santa Rosa Beach, FL
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My self-summary
I laugh at myself.... a lot.
I screw up jokes, make up words, and go out of my way to step on leaves just to hear them crunch. I also have an unhealthy fascination with bubble wrap.

Friends would describe me as kind, caring, silly and genuine.
My dog would describe me as "that lady who dances around in her underwear and talks to me in a weird voice, but she feeds me so I can't complain."

I am in love with my life but just looking for someone to share it with. I don't get the whole "looking for someone to complete me" thing. I mean, it's a great line, and I myself might use it one day, but you have to be complete yourself instead of expecting someone else to do it for you. I'd love for someone to change my mind though. ;)
As far as for what I'm looking for... Someone to laugh with me... sometimes at me. Someone who's not afraid of being themselves. Someone who is honest and communicative, who is secure in his self but is missing something too. :)
I'm a very passionate individual, but spend a lot of time in my head. Don't take it personally, because mainly it's just random thoughts that you'd probably look at me crazy for... like:
"Does a person's happiness level depend mostly on the good or bad things that have happened to the person, or on something else?" Or "why do we park in driveways but drive on parkways?" Or "why do 24 hour stores have locks?" "Does synonym have another word? " And "who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?"

If you sing or are a musician of any sorts, you get many many brownie points. :) or if you're a Whovian.
What I’m doing with my life
Teacher by day, fangirl by night. And day, really.

Having non fictional feelings for fictional characters.
I’m really good at
I'm a mom to an amazing 4 year old. If you have a problem with children, move along. He's not going anywhere. He's got his own sonic screwdriver and everything.

I may not have a lot of advice to give, but I'm a really good listener. I also enjoy singing, dancing to music only I can hear like a white girl (I suffer from white man's disease... The number one killer of rhythm).

I'm a beast at baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Wow you're short. "
Other than that, I suppose my eyes are my best feature.
"Did she just trip over nothing?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a big fan of children's lit. I think mainly because I just don't want to grow up and there's just something magical about opening something like Harry Potter and completely forgetting about all of the stupid "grown up" stuff. It's the ultimate type of escapism.

Books: harry potter, Game of thrones, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, anything by Laurel K. Hamilton, Tolkien, sword of truth series, The Dresden Files

Movies:
you can never go wrong with movies like The Princess Bride, Goonies, Labrynth or Legend. I do love some Tarantino and even cheesy (b)romances. I love John Cusack and Jason segel

TV: doctor who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Firefly, parenthood, Doctor Who, New Girl, Once Upon A Time, Game of thrones...
Did I mention doctor who?

Music: I love everything except rap. Depending on my mood, I can range from Mumford and sons to plain white T's to 80's rock to apocolyptica. :)
The six things I could never do without
My son
laughter
hugs
Jason Segel
Moffat (I'm a masochist apparently)
Joss wheadon
books
cupcakes
coffee (which is it's own food group)

sorry. I break rules. You get more than 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-muppets.
-the future.
-Food.. fooooooood.
-Wishing I was in a John Hughes movie... or at least have John Cusack outside my window with a boombox over his head
-fandoms
-how a swallow can carry a coconut
-"How can I reach these kids!"
-How anyone can think they aren't important. I've never met someone who wasn't important.
-How I can be a better person, teacher, mother, daughter, and friend.
- Who the hell does George R.R Martin think he is, playing with my emotions like he does!
- why my life doesn't have it's own theme music.
-If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him?
- why can't you be both a star wars fan AND a trekkie? Is there a rule saying you can't be both? Why can't we all just get along?
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with my son, probably curled up watching some Netflix or hulu... Most likely reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Private" is a word that means different things to different people. I'm pretty much an open book meaning that I don't think anything is off limits when it comes to revealing things about myself.
You should message me if
You can appreciate dorkiness and silliness.
You enjoy stupid jokes.
You like kids.
You know the difference between your and you're.
You don't have a picture of your abs in your profile.
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