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22 Atherton, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–69
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 5
Middle Eastern, Other
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Space camp
Might want kids
Has cats
English, French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To introduce myself: I'm a rootin'-tootin', high-horsed, gun-slingin', cow-eatin', all-American hero. On the weekends I do heroin, mixed with cocaine, mixed with horse tranquilizers, mixed some Indonesian shit you don't know about. My heroes include Batman, Samurai Jack, and the dad from Hannah Montana--truly inspiring. Tell me about yourself.

Also, hi. I like cats

I travel and move around a lot so I'm not in a location for long! Also don't ask me why I move so much, top secret!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just wandering around aimlessly playing video games. pc master race only. Actually I've really gotten into Path of Exile, I'm still new to the game but I'm a level 85 Arc build wizard with a pet bear, it's pretty awesome
Also been messing around again with D3 and HotS
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chilling. Video games and procrastinating. I don't go to clubs or have fun. Fun is for losers. I'm really efficient at binge watching shows and wasting time on Imgur. I just sit at home all day on the internet and contemplate life. Are snails actually really ticklish and that's why they move so slowly?!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very friendly and tend to put people at ease with my awkward stares
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Life Of Pi, Looking for Alaska, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Secret Daughter, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, The Maze Runner, Harry Potter Series, Across the Universe, The Fault in our Stars, The Summoning, Shiver, Eragon, Inuyasha, Thirteen Reasons Why, The Lunar Chronicles

Movies: Spirited Away, Zombieland, Inception, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The King's Speech, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Harry Potter, Limitless, Superbad, The Social Network, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Lion King, Juno, A Beautiful Mind, The Hunger Games, Inglourious Bastards, The Shawshank Redemption, Toy Story, Princess Mononoke, Forrest Gump, Crash, The Butterfly Effect, The Breakfast Club, Shaun of the Dead, The Mirror Mask, The Illusionist, WALL-E, Changeling, The Reader, Up In The Air, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, City of God, Space Jam, Top Gun, Anchorman

Shows: The Good Wife, The Mindy Project, Suits, Video Game High School, Supernatural, The Big Bang Theory, House, Bones, Whose Line Is It Anyways, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Weeds, American Horror Story, New Girl, The Guild, Sword Art Online, Future Diary (Mirai Nikki), Inuyasha, Yu-gi-oh, Teen Titans, Sherlock, Dragon Ball, Power Rangers, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Nashville, Orange is the New Black, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, Modern Family, Pushing Daisies, Community, Ugly Betty, Gilmore Girls, Drop Dead Diva, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Irregular at Magic High School

Music: (I listen to A LOT of music and a wide variety but here's some of it) The Kooks, Vivaldi, Foster the People, Mumford and Sons, Notorious B.I.G, The Ruse, Eminem, Jimmi Hendrix, The Police, AC/DC, Arcade Fire, Mock Orange, Deep Purple, Ra Ra Riot, 3LAU, Bon Iver, Kap Slap, Eric Garner, Porter Robinson, Belle & Sebastian, 2AM Club, Led Zeppelin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Portugal. The Man, Jay Z, Arctic Monkeys, Hoodie Allen, J.S Bach, Blink 182, Bowling for Soup, Michael Jackson, Stromae
I have a!

ROCKET LEAGUE!!! League of Legends, Path of Exile, Hearthstone, Starbound, Diablo 3, Super Mario World, Dawngate, Legend of Zelda Series, Luigi's Haunted Mansion, Torchlight II, Donkey Kong, Prince of Persia, Forced, Humble Bundle Games. *PC Master Race* I have this issue where I struggle with FPS games, my fingers just can't seem to WASD, I think I'm broken, but I'm trying to learn! I also stream on twitch sometimes :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, video games, books, snails
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
and boys in fedoras make me euphoric
** will sell feet pics for $$**
You should message me if
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****KK, lemme save you some time:****
You: Hi
Me: Yo
You: You're really pretty, how are you?
Me: I'm just fuckin' dandy and you homie?
You: I'm good
Me: KK Cool.
You: How was your weekend/day/summer?
Me: It was fine.
You: .
Me: .

I just saved you the embarrassment of getting ignored, now get interesting or move along. MY WEEKEND WAS FINE, LIFE IS OK. NOW YOU KNOW. I hate dumb, small talk so save me the agony.
p.s. you're fucking retarded if you think I'm serious about the drugs