I'm Jeff, and I'm awesome. I love to laugh and goof off and just generally be a ham. I try not to take life too seriously and just try to have fun. I do a lot of that "spontaneous" stuff. I tend to go with the flow of things and see where things will take me. This is not always the best plan but, by and large, it's worked out all right thus far.

I'm a graduate of Texas State University with a major in Sociology and a minor in Psychology. I love both disciplines of study but they are absolutely terrible for trying to find a job. I ended up falling into a position as a file clerk at a law firm in downtown Austin, and I'm working on my next move.

I'm currently trying to change my life in a serious way. For the better part of my life I've skated along under the radar and done "okay" and just generally not really excelled at anything. Now I'm trying to change all that, and I'm doing the best I can to be serious about making myself a better, more successful person.

Trying to get into shape. I've done pretty well so far, but I want to do more. I've been a skinny, weak kid my whole life and I really want to change that. And, if I ever get into good enough shape, I want to apply for Marine Officer Candidacy School. That is a VERY big if.

NERD THINGS! Gaming, writing, doodling (I suck at drawing, but I'm a damn good doodler!), making dumb jokes, being goofy and awkward--especially in public. I also tend to remember a lot of useless facts that are so useless that I'm not even any good at trivia night! Blah.

People tell me I have really pretty eyes. I dunno. I guess they're neat?

Books: Everybody Poops, Gregory the Terrible Eater, Stone Soup, Three Billy Goats Gruff
Movies: the ones where shit explodes and there's boobies and jokes.
Music: I grew up with three bands that will forever be my core favorites: The Offspring, Blink 182, and Matchbox Twenty. Lots of pop-punk and alt rock and blah blah blah. A little bit of everything. Muzak.
Food: Thai food is divine. Pretty much all kinds of Asian food are awesome. I'm partly Italian so I'm required to love Italian cuisine, obviously. But I'm not very hard to please--a good burger is just dandy. Also, fresh fruit and veggies are *awesome*!

1. Showers. Being filthy and stinky is gross.
2. Contacts. I've got some old, beat up glasses that I wear when I'm really lazy, but I don't really like wearing them soooo bleh.
3. The internet. OH GOD I SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON IT.
4. Good friends. I don't know where I'd be without my friends. I love my peeps!
5. Humor. Being serious all the time is stupid and it sucks. Laugh a little, laugh a lot. Laugh at yourself. It's the only way to stay sane(ish).
6. Thai food. Oh, goodness gracious. I'd die without it. And sometimes when I'm eating it I feel like I'm going to die, too! Spicy.

Creative writing. What makes people tick. Science! Bad jokes. Video games. Naked chicks. More naked chicks.

Hanging out with my friends and probably making a fool of myself. Sometimes I nerd out on Friday nights and play video games because I'm a big fat dweeb (hence the username).

I'm picturing you naked right now!

I dunno. Ask me something.

You're awesome like me! Or want to be awesome like me! :P

Here's a couple thoughts:

-you're smart. Smart girls are hot.
-you're nerdy. Nerdy girls are hot.
-you're brunette. Brunette girls are hot. Are you seeing a trend here? :P
-you like trying new things. Variety is the spice of life! C'mon now!

You don't have to be any or all of those, mind you, that's just some ideas I'm throwing out. However, there are a couple things I will insist on:

-you don't have kids. Maybe down the road, but not now.
-you were born female. No trans people, please.