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40 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 6:35pm
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from masters program
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Relationship Type
- Has dogs
I was the first pilot to fly the space shuttle to the moon earlier this year.
Fulfilling the dream of having the world's longest nose hairs.
Trying to find the best way to fit my knee into my mouth. Back of the knee first?.
-making up stories
-making love on horseback while galloping down the side of an erupting volcano
-jumping out of planes
-making people laugh while I lay in the fetal position crying
-making you feel just a little creepy
My butt crack is horizontal
NEW CATEGORY: THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY PENIS
-He's smaller than he looks on TV (#Foxnews)
-He enjoys the Ellen Show
-He's a little racist. Doesn't like Australians.
-He gets painfully hard if there's butterscotch pudding within 200 meters.
-He is really a she.
-He likes to be massaged with the inside of my nose.
My breast implants
mocking the special olympics
my giant ball of used napkins
My Milli/Vanilli life size poster (blame it on the sexiness!)
The roll of toilet paper I chew on
before I go to sleep
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 30–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
-you like to take long moonlit walks in the middle of nowhere just to be abandoned
-you are emotionally unavailable
-you have prosthetic pinky toes
-your eyes are set too close together and enjoy having the nickname cyclops
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