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biggityblam

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
if you put on "don't stop believing" at karaoke i will drink a beer and roll my eyes

if you put on "any way you want it" i will drink a beer and scream along with the chorus

"i trust joe to feed my cats when i'm out of town" - friend
"joe pays his rent on time" - roommate
"he takes a large coffee, either iced or hot" - barista at the coffeeshop i go to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
THINGS I DO AT WORK:
- surf the internet
- talk to my friends
- drink a lot of coffee

THINGS I DO OUTSIDE OF WORK:
- sit outside and read
- surf the internet
- wander
- talk to my friends
- try to discover which frozen pizza is best
- drink a lot of coffee
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spilling coffee on myself, navigating the subway, listening. And my dad says I'm a "very good conversationalist".

I follow the instructions on the Bud Light Lime Lime-A-Rita can and enjoy it over ice. So I'm good at being told what to do!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look a lot like Oscar Wilde and if I've had enough of something (like french fries or cherries or whatever), I'll say "I'm good off that".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
NB: if you want to skip this, I understand - it's a little long. the gist of it is "most of the stuff everyone else likes too, except game of thrones and EDM which I'm just not too into"

Authors: Pratchett, French, Flynn, Wodehouse, Tartt. On my "To Read" list: Vonnegut, Pynchon, Atwood.

Flicks: Die Hard, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Men In Black, documentaries about cool/weird stuff, Indiana Jones and whatever, westerns, Escape From New York. I saw The Expendables 2 in theaters and will tell you all about it (but only if you ask).

TV Shows: RuPaul's Drag Race, Archer, Broad City, Twin Peaks, Parks & Rec, Party Down, The Wire, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Law & Order (Briscoe/Green era), Wilfred, OITNB, TNG, DS9, Married With Children. Next on the list: Deadwood.

Eats: Bolognese in the style of my momma, sandwiches on seriously hearty bread, spinach salads. I think I'm going to join a CSA this spring.

Podcasts (MBMBaM, JJHO, Reply All, etc), outlaw country, 90s dance hits, etc. I don't know. I'll listen to just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- bars with free popcorn
- a pen (current favorite is the Pilot Precise V5 - i've got a pink one that i use on all official office paperwork)
- bagels (everything > whole wheat everything > sourdough > poppyseed > all the rest of the bagels > salt)
- the last five minutes of free bird (deal with it)
- a big old coat in the winter or some handmade shorts in the summer
- a big old mug to pour coffee into (i take it with milk or half+half, no sugar - sorry if that's a dealbreaker)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What's the best way to dunk so hard that the backboard shatters?
- Should I move to the island of cats?
- How many cups of coffee is too many?
- What are the best dog breeds?

(labs and retrievers who wear bandannas > shibas and corgis > other dogs)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding some bar where the music is good and not too loud, the drinks are strong, and the conversation is decent.

Or eating pizza and watching Netflix at home. I can always go out on Saturday if I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fascination with Bar Rescue that teeters on the brink of unhealthy. DID YOU KNOW THAT BARS MAKE MUCH OF THEIR REVENUE OFF SPIRITS, ESPECIALLY PREMIUM DIAGEO BRAND SPIRITS, AND THAT IMPLEMENTING A FOOD PROGRAM CAN INCREASE LENGTH OF STAY BY UP TO AN HOUR DURING WHICH THE CUSTOMER WILL PROBABLY BUY ANOTHER COCKTAIL

I only found out my driver's license was expired when I was carded buying booze.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go to the Museum of Morbid Anatomy.

You want to go and drink cocktails with me at 8pm and then drink beers at 11pm and eat pizza at 1am and then maybe get another beer.

You can teach me some yoga.

You love animals a whole bunch. Definitely message me if you have a great dog that I can play with (maybe even wrassle???).

You've got a sense of humor, you're interested in local travel (road trips, train trips, probably not plane trips), you're not allergic to cats.

You're interested in getting off this site.