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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:36pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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three truths: i've lived in new york for almost a decade (but do college years really count); my mom almost named me paco; i will kill a scary bug but feel remorseful about it afterwards.

recent life accomplishments: owning so many books that my bookcase is in danger of collapsing from overflow; got all my sweaters cleaned; remembered which brackets to use in html; turned 28.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i once asked stacy london what the difference between a shootie and a bootie is. she didn't know - do you know? does anyone?

i've got a job way on the outskirts of the film industry but i'm starting to get that itch. what i'd really love to do is work with animals (or even on a farm). in the meantime, i settle for being the sheriff of my apartment.

other things i do include feed and love my cat, crossword puzzles, dream up sandwich creations that may never exist, and be one of the nation's best tippers (according to seamless, at least). when the weather gets nicer, i may hit the driving range.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
yelling at people on tv when they're wrong on Jeopardy!, email chains with my coworker that're just pictures of cute animals and word art, deciding what kind of pizza to get, picking up stuff (like bags or piles of magazines or pizzas) and moving them from one place to another, loving zoos.

i do a pretty good ja rule voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm either the dude walking into your party with a sixpack at 1 am or the guy sitting on the train reading quietly and trying not to take up too much space or the guy just hanging out looking at pictures of cats on his phone

i look a lot like oscar wilde and if i've had enough of something (like french fries or cherries or whatever), i'll say "i'm good off that"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Look, here's the Goodreads, but if you're looking for deeper cuts / hate clicking links: P.G. Wodehouse, Gillian Flynn, Raymond Chandler, Jonathan Lethem, Michael Chabon, Gary Shteyngart, Tana French, Donna Tartt. mysteries are cool as hell. i dig on non-fiction and pop psychiatry/philosophy too. in general i own too many books and now every surface in my room is covered in books including my bed.

movies i dig: Die Hard, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Men In Black, documentaries about cool/weird stuff, Indiana Jones and whatever, westerns, pretty much anything John Carpenter. i liked snowpiercer.

Community, RuPaul's Drag Race, Archer, Justified (I know I'll never be Raylan Givens but it's good to have a wild dream), Arrested Development, Broad City, Twin Peaks, Parks & Rec, Party Down, The Wire, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Law & Order (Briscoe/Green era), Wilfred, OITNB, TNG, DS9, Married With Children, etc.

y'all like donuts? there's a donut shop near my place, they're good. we'll get a marble twist sometime. other tasty things: brussels sprouts, burgers, spinach. indian food. tacos. seltzer forever and ever amen.

i like podcasts, and if i really like you, i may let you sneak a peek at my spotify playlist. springsteen, sleigh bells, and outlaw country dominate it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Y O U T U B E Dot Com A Google Product (i mean i guess i could but i love weird videos - sorry if you're scoping this on a phone because none of those links work)
- a pen (current favorite is the Pilot Precise V5 - i've got a pink one that i use on all official office paperwork)
- bagels (everything > whole wheat everything > sourdough > poppyseed > all the rest of the bagels > salt)
- the last five minutes of free bird (deal with it)
- our furry friends (pets own)
- a big old mug to pour coffee into (i take it with milk or half+half, no sugar - sorry if that's a dealbreaker)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i finally got a cactus so now i spend a lot of time thinking "is my cactus okay?"

other topics include: moving to the island of cats; how many cups of coffee is too many; is it super rude to eat the last slice of pizza; ranking dog breeds (labs and retrievers who wear bandannas > shibas and corgis > other dogs).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
have you ever seen the video for lionel richie's "running with the night"? yeah, its a lot like that.

on other nights, i like to sit in a bar with my friends and just shoot the progressively drunker shit. board games and cards may be involved.

or maybe i'm home watching netflix. hey, it's my friday night and i do what i want with it (as should everyone).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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if i'm playing any kind of competitive game i am going to get super intense and probably yell a lot. so if you don't like trash talking over trivial pursuit... this may not work out.

i'm pretty kind and gentle the rest of the time
You should message me if
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you want to go to the museum of morbid anatomy with me, or any other cool or weird museum

you like board games (kind of a board game dweeb, sorry)

if you want to go and drink cocktails with me at 8pm and then drink beers at 11pm and eat pizza at 1am and then maybe get another beer

you can teach me some yoga

the only football you care about is San Dimas High School football and you'll go to a Harlem Globetrotters game avec moi

you love animals a whole bunch