I have a great zest for life, and I love art and traveling. I am passionate, sensual and open minded.

I have been to 82 cities in 15 countries which don't include the Orient or south of the equator. I speak French poorly but with a charming accent. Je parles quelques mots seulement.

I have great color sense. I never go on my web-cam, but I talk to strangers. USING ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL.

I am interesting, educated and fun.

healing a city of man and getting a degree.

not throwing up when I read most of your messages.

my breasts; they are full and on the smaller side, all-natural with large, puffy nipples. I am only telling you about my b cups, because they are left to the imagination (I will not email pics.)

other than that, I have a goofy smile, a distinct laugh and good rhythm. (I studied ballet for 12 years.)

the final theory: rethinking our scientific legacy by mark mccutcheon, the master and margarita by mikhail bugalkov, the unbearable lightness of being by milan kundera, the birds fall down by rebecca west, psychotic reactions and carborator dung by lester bangs and fraffly well spoken by afferbeck lauder.

american movie, barbarella, mad max, hustle and flow, days of heaven, lawrence of arabia, blue velvet, thunderball, to catch a thief, strangers on a train, the bitter tears of petra von kant, written on the wind, pajama party, animal house, rocky horror picture show and rollerball (1975).

this heat, pere ubu, outsiders, nation of ulysses, mars, the trojans, black dice, white magic, wizard, bad wizard, todd terry, the germs, section 25, althea and donna, sexual harrassment, a-ha, dorothy ashby, PIL, the fania all-stars, the bar-kays, the human league, the normal, lou reed, scott walker, monks, niagra, joy division, lower 48, the association, sun ra, scientists, royal trux, 10cc, eric b. and rakim, index, basic channel, soulsonic force ("just hit me"!), juan atkins, david axelrod, electric prunes, gil! scott! heron!, the slits, faust, mantronix, pharaoh sanders and the fire engines, the swans, soft cell, the sonics... the sonics... the sonics.

VEGETABLES

so, here is what I have in my fridge now:

strawberry preserves, peanut butter, salted butter, mango chutney, pimiento spread, future bakery classic rye, pickled jalepenos, hot sauce, mayo, ketchup and mustard, bread and butter chip pickles, cured moroccan olives, lebanese tahini, canadian maple syrup, tangerines and lemons, grenadine and elder flower syrups, absolut vodka, schweppes club soda and tonic water and tiger lager beer.

[crotchless panties], evian, red lipstick, bikram yoga, my guitar, books.

the, uh, truth of the matter is that I'm just interested, you know, in, uh, principles of modern banking and, history of piracy. paintings of orozco. modern french theater. the jurisprudential factor of mafia administration. novels of joyce cary and, uh, ethnic choices of the arabs. things like that.

eating chinese take-out with my two cats and watching porn.

when I was 11 yrs. old, my parents told my half-siblings and me we were going to myrtle beach. we packed for the weekend; we had dinner at mcdonalds. then we pulled off the road to a super8 motel where my parents booked a room. we had to watch them have sex. they wanted us sleep in the other double bed afterward. we slipped out of bed after they went to sleep, though, and spent the night in the motel's drained swimming pool.

you're a weirdo, a pervert, a lunatic, a christian, an artist, a terrorist, a dying oil billionaire with no living relatives or A BIG FAKE LIKE ME.