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35 Tempe, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 23
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am considered by women to be 'manageable'

Many have attempted to tame me, and have been successful in the matter of days. I'm like an old baseball glove, beaten down by life with a lingering leathery musk. It's completely coincidental that I cover my body in mink oil daily
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm thinking about opening a topless cleaning service for women. I would parade around old women's homes lightly dusting their trinkets. I would wear white gloves and cut off jeans and nothing else. The old birds would purr as I lightly wipe my feathers across their china making subtle eye contact. I would see the sadness in their eyes longing for the touch of another. Sweat would bead on my face as she bends over and pulls up her diabetic socks. After brief, shameful sex, she would pay me in quarters and ask if I need a ride home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out dating website information. I'm good with numbers and will totally do your taxes (that was sexual)

Everything I'm good at is nearly worthless. I can hit a fast ball and make a mean paper airplane. I can build a computer from scratch. Don't ask me why your computer has a virus (your dad was looking at naked ladies)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Craigslist missed connection ads
2.) Pizza over 16 inches
3.) Coffee
4.) Paper airplanes
5.) my pet fish Ronald
6.) Butts, I like butts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sunshine!!! Just kidding. Usually puppies and math. You read that correctly. I don't know how to throw a disc golf disc correctly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quilting a blanket for a my pen pal in the all woman's correctional facility. It gets cold there I guess
You should message me if
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Most people don't reply to my ridiculous messages, I get that, but your wrong