Everyone thinks they are funny, and everyone thinks they are smart, but in my case, people agree with me.
If you look at my pictures and can't immediately tell I don't take myself seriously, you aren't going to get the rest of this.
I believe the only person that should smell your cologne is the ONE person you want to smell your cologne.
I like to read, write, learn, draw, sing, think, and tell stories. I surround myself with people who do the same, and it is the happiest thing to me to share that fellowship.
I hold doors, pay for dates, and I am nice to waiters. If I did not do those three things I would not consider myself suitable to date women.
I completely understand two cardinal rules of OKCupid: First, attraction requires proximity, and you cannot be truly attracted to someone until you meet them. Two, you are liable to meet one person per year on this site who is adequate in the required departments for you to consider dating them. Thinking of it that way makes this such a less depressing environment.
Shirtless pictures by request; i.e. you click on the photos tab.