First off, as you will soon find out, I am a little weird. I also have no desire to write this profile so that I look as normal as possible on an online dating site, since the very idea of this is an oxymoron.
I'm thin, overly confident, self-effacing, competitive, strong-willed, goofier than all hell and 100% honest almost all the time.
If you look at my pictures and can't immediately tell I don't take myself seriously, you aren't going to get the rest of this.
I believe the only person that should smell your cologne is the ONE person you want to smell your cologne.
I hold doors, pay for dates, and I am nice to waiters. If I did not do those three things I would not consider myself suitable to date women.
I completely understand two cardinal rules of OKCupid: First, attraction requires proximity, and you cannot be truly attracted to someone until you meet them. Two, you are liable to meet one person per year on this site who is adequate in the required departments for you to consider dating them. Thinking of it that way makes this such a less depressing environment.
I am looking for someone I find to be as mentally attractive as they are physically. I am too young to settle for anything less, and too old to be fooled too often.
Shirtless pictures by request; i.e. you click on the photos tab.