IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, THEN YOU SURE ARE NOT DESERVING OF MY BEST!

i TRI becoz i MuayThai Natural Athlete

I ain't no hero. I'm a TRAINER. We're not in the business of making heroes here. We're in the business of discovering cowards, training wankers & making men out of pussies, 'cause that's what you are if you can't take the heat.

A Walking Miracle A Healer A Rock A Basket Lying in waiting An open book lying in waiting to show his circle of influence I long for Easter Daring to move Searching for redemption A Lyrical Poet Trying to seize the day Poetry In Motion Jedi Knight Travelling without moving Burning flame Sitting under the shadow of His Wings Waiting for that Dare To Be Great Situation The Big Machine Don't be a dumbell...Shut Up & Train!

I am opinionated, righteous, and musical

Im a personal trainer & im studying part time in a degree in sports pyschology, trying to feed my car & save enough money to survive in this bloody country which is probably going to end up like Japan or Hong Kong looking at the way inflation is going.

I try to make people happy & hopefully im doing a good job

Football, Hardcore Training, Swimming, Music (rock, jazz, blues, prog), bowling, guitar, wrestling, tv, movies, doing weights, eating, reading, sleeping, cooking, drinking, Ernie Ball Music Man, PalmPDAs, Apples/Macs, DreamTheater, Liverpool Football Club, New Zealand All Blacks, Mahjong, Pool/Snooker, PSP & PS2 gaming, parkour & free-running, adventure racing, anime, comics & toys, Star Wars, Kayaking & Dragonboating, baking, blogging, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Jedi Knights, cars, skateboarding, blading, paintballing, muay thai kickboxing, cable skiing & water sports of any kind, IronMan, SilverSurfer & Marvel Comics, MMA, M*a*b*e*l*, Modifying Suzuki Swift & Honda Civic

my short hair, my build & frame, my specs, how muscular i try to look & my extremely corny jokes

# Favorite Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird, The Grapes of Wrath, The Firm, The Street Lawyer, LOTR, The Rock Says, Have A Nice Day (autobiography of Mick Foley), It's True, It's True (autobiography of Kurt Angle), Leadership (Autobiography of Rudolph Giuliani), About A boy (Nick Hornsby), The Holy Bible, Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe, The god of small things by Arundhati Roy, any Ernest Hemingway short stories, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by CS Lewis, The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, Dune by Frank Herbert, Teenage Textbook & Teenage Workbook by Adrian Tan, The Diary of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsend, IronMan:Armor Wars, Ultimate IronMan, Watchmen, Ultimates Vol 1 & 2, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, Moby Dick, IronMan Civil War, IronMan Inevitable, Illuminati, Force Works, ACSM Fitness Book(2nd Edition), Richest Man In Babylon, Unlimited Power, How To Win Friends & Influence People, Tipping Point, Why Do Men Have Nipples

# Favorite Movies:

Star Wars Episode 1-6, Back To The Future 1-3, Zoolander, Forrest Gump, BadBoys 2, Braveheart, Terminator, The Godfather Triology, The Matrix, The Scorpion King, The Mummy Returns, American Pie, all Adam Sandler movies, Dead Poets Society, The Usual Suspects, Jerry Maguire, Passion of the Christ, Lord Of the Rings - The Twin Towers, Citizen Kane, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Shaolin Soccer, Scary movie 1, 2, 3, LA Confidential, Saving Private Ryan, American History X, Finding Nemo, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Blade, Farenheit 911, Full Metal Jacket, Hamburger Hill, The Big Lebowski, Harold & Kumar go white castle, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Shrek 2, White Chicks, 3 Kings, The Transporter, Ocean's 11, 12, 13; Transformers, Jarhead, Borat, 300, Any Given Sunday, A Night's Tale, Rocky Balboa, Rocky I-V, Batman Begins, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Tokyo Drift, Initial D, Days Of Thunder, Grid Iron Gang, Little Miss Sunshine, Blade III, Van Wilder, Harold & Kumar Go White Castle, Die Hard4

# Favorite Music:

Dreamtheater, Pearl Jam, Dave Matthews Band, Starfish, Parousia, Surreal, Sky In Euphoria, Plain Sunset, John Petrucci, Steve Morse, Counting Crows, Incubus, Level 42, Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson, Extreme, Def Leppard, Mr Big, The Who, Metallica, U2, Goo Goo Dolls, Foo Fighters, Van Halen, Liquid Tension Experiment, Creed, Jars of Clay, POD, Jamiroquai, Jimmy Eat World, Pink Floyd, John Mayer, Toad the Wet Sprocket, EIC, Journey, The Juliana Theory, Eminem, New Found Glory, Switchfoot, Jay-Z, Level 42, Casiopea, Matchbox 20, Nouveaux, Barry White, Bruce Hornsby, Paul Gilbert, Billy Sheehan, Pension State, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Safri Duo, Collective Soul, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Coldplay, The Darkness, Everclear, Finch, Fishtank, Gary Moore, George Michael, Elton John, AC/DC, Sum41, Last Days of April, Slick Shoes, Taking Back Sunday, Kanye West, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Tiesto, Timo Maas, Beatles, Chemical Bros, Prodigy, Sting, Yellowcard, Queen, starting to like Jay Chou

# Favorite TV Shows:

CSI, CSI New York, Scrubs, RAW is WAR, Smackdown, Boomtown, The Practice, Whose Line issit anyway, Everybody Loves Raymond, That 70s show, Football Focus, Yan can cook, Mind Your Language, The Naked Chef, Jamie's Kitchen, Oliver's Twist, Becker, Any cooking show on Discovery Travel & Living, Football Crazy, Here We Go... probably anything on sports, football or cooking. Dexter, Heroes, Family Guy, House, Numb3rs, Still Standing, 30 Rock, My Name Is Earl, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Futurama, Mythbusters, Saturday Night Live, Airwolf, NYPD Blue, Doogie Howser MD, Dave Chappelle Show, Get Smart, 90210, Grounded For Life, How I Met your Mother, Daily Show With Jon Stewart, SledgeHammer, MASK, 2 Guys & A Girl, Wonder Years, V, Mission Impossible, The Critic, C2G, Yo Momma!, Boston Public, Benny Hill, Contender, In Living Color, Da Ali-G Show, Freakazoid, Home Improvement, PimpMyRide, JAG, Las Vegas, Misfits Of Science, Pinky & The Brain, Perfect Strangers, Sopranos, ESPNSportsCenter, TOP GEAR

Sex, my car, food, training, Jesus & football... well, im trying to be honest

stuff, work, friends, life in general... stuff like why playing a dream theater song is so difficult or how does john lennon come up with those kind of lyrics or when will my beloved Liverpool win the premiership or if i ever would be able to drive the Audi R8

chillin with friends

i havent had any action with any girl for the longest time... haha No im not the 40 yr old virgin... & it still works fine. It works too well, i just checked hahaha :)

you are dead horny & desperate (kidding!) or just want to make a friends or if you need a good trainer or if u just need someone cool to talk to with no judgemental strings attached