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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:19pm
6' 4" (1.94m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
High school
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a man. Sometimes angry, always bearded, never angsty. I'm a decision-maker, ass-kicker, and name-taker. I split wood, write rhymes, and sing songs, all the time.

Truly. Nowhere is safe from my canary-sweet and honeyed caroling; neither doctor's office, nor restaurant, nor workplace. I sing where I want.

I enjoy picking up heavy things and putting them down again, weapons-grade nerdery, podcasts, the Oxford comma, and success.

...Especially success.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working frantically. Striving, striving, striving, is the name of the game, ladies and gents. If you're not pushing forward, you're falling behind. It's a short walk to the undertaker's office; what are you gonna do before you get there??
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chess, rhetoric, critical thinking, making decisions, and airport navigation.

In a feint toward balance, I'll point out that I'm really BAD at spatial relationships, empathy, and getting up in the morning.

...I'm getting better at cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not small, on any axis, and I demand attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I run a music store in Greenwood. Draw your own conclusions.

Books: I also worked in a bookstore. Let the extrapolation continue.

Anything starring an anti-hero; almost nothing else.

Man movies. Most of Tarantino's, all of Ritchie's, anything loaded with testosterone. Also, non-holiday Rankin/Bass cartoon movies. Keepin' my childhood alive.

StarTalk w/ Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Penn's Sunday School, Dan Carlin's MOST excellent Hardcore History, and Common Sense, Waking Up with Sam Harris, and the Partially Examined Life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...and other people, I suppose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next soapbox rant. Being a killer godfather. Nerd shit. What I can learn, and from where.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Maybe boozin afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play my cards pretty close to my chest. Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

You should message me if
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You're up for it. I may reply; I may not. Knowing that, and still having the stones to find out is a good start. Be confident; you'll go far.