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30 Santiago, Chile Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 24, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
A little extra
My self-summary
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Fun, Funny, out there, random, sarcastic, driven to succeed.
I am a person who will make you laugh, at my own expense if needed.
I used to think success was monetary, I sold out and made cash for a few years but was very unhappy. Now I know the secret.

Not afraid to talk to anyone, In fact the more different you are the more it will help my character and yours to talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you don't improve every day, then your doing something wrong.

Traveling. I found a life cheat code so now I just try and travel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcastic comebacks.
Breathing. (Undefeated)
Paper, Rock, joke...challenge me...I double dog dare you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You would have to ask people. Recently I've met mutual friends who knew of me because of my humor. Funny is good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Game of Thrones, 1984, Count of M.C.

Movies: V for Vendetta, Cloud Atlas, Old School...I like a ton of movies.

Music: Crazy Range: Al Green to Skynard to Skrillex to Metallica to Biggie to DMB...I like so many types.

Food: Mexican, Italian, Sushi, Thai, and traditional stuff mommabear makes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interesting People.

You need surprisingly little.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I this way, and you're that way?
Why are stupid people always the biggest assholes?
Is everyone really this well put together or is everyone putting on a front?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am literally down for anything. I want to try everything there is to try, the world is a massive place.

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness" - Mark Twain
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the memory of a goldfish. If you've done it, I have probably done it or want to do it too. I'm exceptional at pushing boundaries of reason and making people question everything.
You should message me if
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You want to meet someone who's fun to hang out with with zero expectations.