big fat warning: by and large this is a farce that says a lot more about my sense of humor, and if you welcome the challenge of honesty, then you'll find out more by messaging me.

that being said:
I'm human; you are too. i'm enjoying that.

i'm seriously considering meeting people who consider parenting a project to join forces with in the battle against this huge lack of humans we have on earth. i need to have at least one boy and one girl and will consider adopting to get it that way.

i seriously am tired of gameplay for orgasms, so unless you're honest with yourself about wanting an orgasm (or multiple for that matter), then BUGGER OFF! (unless you've been graced by my real-life presence OR are serious about at least discussing what it means to be a good parent) if you message me i'll be trying to initiate orgasm-having! is that something you're interested in or not? for the first six months that is... after that i get pretty moody and ... does it sound like i don't try... hmmm. i'm not bad.

AND if you want it to happen more than once, then you'd better not be scared of philosophical discourse; nay, you must enjoy and pursue it. disagreement is at the heart of healthy inter- err discourse... and healthy patriotism.

i watched zeitgeist in 2008 and the part 2 type thing later that oct. it made me think about how i would rule the world. which reminds me of that song: if i ruled the world by nas and lauryn hill.

according to my roomies:
i'm a good decision maker. my whole life is driven to what i can teach my kids. i dream big, but my stubornness prevents me from achieving those dreams. i'm self-sufficient. i enjoy teamwork and recognize its integral-ness to life, but think that everyone should start out being able to depend on just themselves before they weave themselves into the socioeconomic web of interdependence. i don't like conversations unless they have a point: if we're talking about the tea in china and the color of beyonce's hair, then we'd better get to why those are important lessons for my children or we're not going to continue that convo much further. my judgmentality can and has ruined otherwise fun social gatherings. sometimes my principles are non-negotiable. i am not an easy lay.

my response:
all the random possibilities of life are reduced to those that are attainable by how well they fit my ideals. i'm not going to suck weiners for the neuroscience job of my dreams because i think the world shouldn't work like that, ergo i don't participate in it like that. i temper my judgmentality so that it has ruined less than what i could have. i am not an easy lay.

neurophdgradprogram... where my momma and her side of the family live.
i'm making a lot more music with garageband recently also... well less since i started the program but more since i found out that garageband exists. playing more guitar. keeping more journal entries.

orgasms and over-analyzing. i mean REALLY good at over-analyzing. and last but not at all least, living happily off of less than 10 grand a year. i'm so worth a date.
watching thought-provoking movies like zeitgeist

my hobo status. my rock hard pecs and chiseled abs. oh yeah and then my extreme manhood. and finally my supreme intellect and rapist wit and then even after that my big ugly goatee. that last one is for reals. (indeed, some of the pics are old and in fact i haven't had a shorn face like that last pic for the better part of a decade.)

a. Carlos castaneda books among many others... ishmael, the bible, etc. b. ace ventura and office space c. metallica, myself, opeth, tool, ice cube, outkast, vivaldi, etc. d. healthy foods... and lychee fruit ... and pate and boobies for sure. zeitgeist recently.

a guitar, my (in)sanity, my family, friends, boobs and a roomie probably

breasts all different shapes and sizes. i know it's a recurring theme but seriously i could be said to have a problem. maybe that's the most private thing i'm admitting here... and definitely metaphysical philosophies...or something. paranoia. recursiveness. what and how to teach my children. how to teach my students. ways to prove that consciousness exists. if deaf people are any better at communicating assuming they've had to invent more of their communication methods or spend more time trying to especially with us hearing folk.

meditating (with my guitar) or having a kickback at my house. perhaps both. making music... considering what i should write here that will look appealing to potential baby's mamas... recognizing that's not appealing to potential baby's mamas... not caring... then caring... then not caring... did i say paranoia already.... did i already say paranoia? what about ocd?

"This isn't the first time I've had penis in my mouth, Joe Rogan."

you're not impressed by what's been said so far and you have questions before you let yourself lean into some nasty philosophizing.

if you want to chat about life among other spiritual things (e.g. parenting) or if you like this test The Lucid Dreaming Test http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13991418516915101243

but especially if you like this oldie and yet so goodie: we're not human beings having a spiritual experience, but spiritual beings having a human experience.
oh, that's a hot one.

seriously message me if you're thinking about making babies in the next decade because i'm going to be out of this program and want to at least be having discussions about life with some potential mates before then. two year minimum requirement.