I don't want to murder anyone, I'm not looking for a one night
stand, and I can hold a conversation online without bad grammar or
spelling, so I have that going for me. I am definitely single.
Yippee, no emotional baggage or extra accessories!!! Zero kids,
zero ex-wives, zero ex girlfriend hassles. Very much a baggage-free
zone. Completely 100% available. I also put the toilet seat down.
Seriously, I even aim exceptionally well. I shower, shave and bathe
regularly. Have been known to brush teeth on special occasions.
Sometimes all in the one day.
I hate arguments, so have managed to develop communications skills
to avoid them. I'm an excellent negotiator.
I, personally, use a ton of Axe deodorant. You ever see the girls
all over those guys in the commercials? I want to be like that. It
hasn't quite happened for me yet, but I know it's only a matter of
time before I find myself in a situation where women are chasing me
down the street.