Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here are 15 completely random things about me:
I'm a U of M grad (Dearborn but who's counting) and I won't tell
you my major or job because I don't want a trophy wife until my
first wife dies when I'm like 80.
I will break the 5 second rule for a red Starburst.
I went snowboarding once, left in an ambulance and had my heart
defibrillated on the way because I literally died. I went skydiving
once and shattered my leg when I landed. Now my whole right calf is
made of titanium. Those are the only two serious injuries I have
I rarely sleep for 8 straight hours. I usually take 3-4 two hours
naps in a day. Like Albert Einstein.
I am in a pool league (nine ball not swimming) in the winter and a
golf league in the summer. I also play in a charity Texas Hold Em
tournament once or twice a month. I have the hobbies of a 60 year
I DVR 10-12 shows a week depending on the season and watch one or
two every night before I fall asleep.
My two dogs are my best friends, I guess that says a lot about my
social life and my dogs.
I make a mean grilled cheese.
I sporadically moved to San Antonio, TX for a year after high
school and worked at the biggest water park in the country. It was
the best year of my life.
I very rarely have a bad day.
I spent a good 30 minutes debating whether or not adding a picture
of me without a shirt on would help the chances of me going on a
date via this site.
I know absolutely nothing about car maintenance and repair. If I
were to open the hood of my car I could maybe point to 2 or 3
things and tell you what they were. One would be the engine. Its
Three years ago I was a pack a day smoker. Now I smoke exactly two
cigarettes every day. One in the morning with my first cup of
coffee (and before my second, third, and fourth cups of coffee) and
one on my way home from work.
I go to the gym, probably not as often as I should be often enough
that the guy working the front desk recognizes me without seeing my
I hope this profile made you fall madly, deeply in love with me or
at least gave you something worth messaging me about.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try to mix in some fun with my work. I don't have a ton of
friends but the ones I have I'm very close to. I put in long hours
and do my best to divy up my free time between the people I care
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The drums, reading people, memorizing stuff, final fantasy video
games, I am a world champion putt-putter and I was serious about
the grilled cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My uncanny good looks.
Ok, I'll level with you, probably sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Mexican food, my DVR puts in overtime. Homeland, The
Following, Californication, The League, It's Always Sunny, Archer
for example. I've seen a ton of movies and listen to a lot of music
from the 80's and 90's of all kinds. Why don't you ask me? I'm sure
we'd have plenty to talk about.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pool cue, drum sticks, a car mechanic, Slurpee's, my DVR and gym
6 things? How about a nice round 5?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do girls insist on going to public restrooms together?
Does the popcorn button on the microwave actually do anything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now working, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be the only guy to ever cut himself with an electric razor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're old, single, rich, have a bad heart and no relatives.
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