If I visited your profile but didn't message you, I probably thought you were cute, but a little too goody-goody for me. I like a girl with devil horns ;)

I like the girl next door type with a wild streak. Must look great in short shorts

I'm a Scorpio...prudes and virgins need not apply

I’ll teach you things about your mind and body you never knew you could experience -- If you read '50 Shades' you know what I'm talking about

If you're one of the girls I see putting on mascara while chatting on your cell phone and driving 80 miles an hour on the freeway...Let me know...you need a good spanking

Herding cats and/or punching sharks.