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biiird
29 / F / straight / Single
Brisbane, Australia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
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- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a toasted, cheese s, and wich.
My Self-Summary
I'm not a girly girl. I have an outdoorsy job and I love camping, 4WDing and generally getting my
hands dirty. I quite enjoy drinking beer, obscene jokes make
me laugh, and I believe no vocabulary is complete without an
imaginative range of swear words!
That said, I'm not a complete bogan. I like movies, especially depressing foreign arthouse ones, travelling, checking out live music and interesting conversation with friends.
That said, I'm not a complete bogan. I like movies, especially depressing foreign arthouse ones, travelling, checking out live music and interesting conversation with friends.
What I’m doing with my life
This is how it breaks down:
Sleeping - 33%
At work - 25% (50% of that actually working, 20% girlie gossip, 13% coffee runs, 9% daydreaming, 5% googling, and 3% toilet breaks)
Quality couch time - 7%
The remaining 35% of my life is unallocated, but generally includes going to the movies, being at the beach, dancing around the house in my undies, watching a band, playing crap but addictive puzzle games, getting really pissed, doing the quick crossword in the Australian, attempting various home improvements in handy-(wo)man fashion and going to Inala for delicious Vietnamese food.
Sleeping - 33%
At work - 25% (50% of that actually working, 20% girlie gossip, 13% coffee runs, 9% daydreaming, 5% googling, and 3% toilet breaks)
Quality couch time - 7%
The remaining 35% of my life is unallocated, but generally includes going to the movies, being at the beach, dancing around the house in my undies, watching a band, playing crap but addictive puzzle games, getting really pissed, doing the quick crossword in the Australian, attempting various home improvements in handy-(wo)man fashion and going to Inala for delicious Vietnamese food.
I’m really good at
Keeping up with the boys, cooking a mean mushroom linguine, being a
hermit, reading maps (gender stereotypes be damned!), swearing with
flair, drinking spirits, faffing about in my veggie patch,
answering pub trivia questions about male strip revues and cheap
asian car models of the 90s, the shoulder-stand in yoga (but none
of the other poses).
Things I wish I were really good at: walking in high heels (in fact, just doing it with more grace than a newborn horse would be fine), driving a boat, remembering names, maths, picking the right thing on the menu, not looking weird at the moment someone takes a photo.
Things I wish I were really good at: walking in high heels (in fact, just doing it with more grace than a newborn horse would be fine), driving a boat, remembering names, maths, picking the right thing on the menu, not looking weird at the moment someone takes a photo.
The first things people usually notice about me
If they're being a dick, probably my locally-famous "stabby-eyes".
I use them most often on my boss, but anyone who's being a tool is
likely to get a little dose.
Otherwise, it seems to be my tattoo, which is really odd, since its on my foot and not that obvious. Perhaps I just meet a lot of foot-fetishists??
Otherwise, it seems to be my tattoo, which is really odd, since its on my foot and not that obvious. Perhaps I just meet a lot of foot-fetishists??
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Food: Vietnamese, Thai, pizza, Milky Bars
Music: Modest Mouse, Elbow, Cold War Kids, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, the Eels, Bob Log III, Electric Six, the Drones, Radiohead, PJ Harvey, Liam Finn
Movies: Control, Mysterious Skin, Donnie Darko, No Country for Old Men, the Secretary, Pan's Labyrinth, Full Metal Jacket, Grizzly Man.
TV: Boston Legal, the Daily Show, the Office, Skins, Black Books, Family Guy, 30 Rock
Books: Mister Pip, the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Broken Shore, Notes on a Scandal, Oryx and Crake (crap read actually, but damn cool ideas about the future of the human race)
Music: Modest Mouse, Elbow, Cold War Kids, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, the Eels, Bob Log III, Electric Six, the Drones, Radiohead, PJ Harvey, Liam Finn
Movies: Control, Mysterious Skin, Donnie Darko, No Country for Old Men, the Secretary, Pan's Labyrinth, Full Metal Jacket, Grizzly Man.
TV: Boston Legal, the Daily Show, the Office, Skins, Black Books, Family Guy, 30 Rock
Books: Mister Pip, the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Broken Shore, Notes on a Scandal, Oryx and Crake (crap read actually, but damn cool ideas about the future of the human race)
The six things I could never do without
Sleeping in, watermelon, rainy days, long drives, music, my
favourite beach.
Clearly, if any of those things were taken away, I would still be perfectly ok, just rather sad. I guess I'd get over it eventually though.
Along those lines, I read recently that scientists are working on atmospheric manipulation as a means to combat global warming. Essentially some sort of fine-particle powder is injected into the atmosphere to reflect sunlight. Reduces radiation on Earth and keeps our ice caps nice and cool, but also means the end of blue skies. I guess we'd all learn to live with it, but the prospect's pretty fucking depressing, don't you think?
Clearly, if any of those things were taken away, I would still be perfectly ok, just rather sad. I guess I'd get over it eventually though.
Along those lines, I read recently that scientists are working on atmospheric manipulation as a means to combat global warming. Essentially some sort of fine-particle powder is injected into the atmosphere to reflect sunlight. Reduces radiation on Earth and keeps our ice caps nice and cool, but also means the end of blue skies. I guess we'd all learn to live with it, but the prospect's pretty fucking depressing, don't you think?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most accurate (though least cool) answer is probably on the
couch drinking a beer and cursing the awfulness of Friday night
television programming. I make up for it though, by being quirky
and interesting on Saturdays...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Grasshoppers. I'm terrified of them. Its something about the legs.
Its incredibly annoying since I'm not generally sqeamish, and I
like to think I'm pretty tough. There was one in the back of my car
the other day, and I actually had to pull over and ask someone to
get it out for me. Good then.
You should message me if
You are TALL! I love tall guys. Superficial, but hey, the Tom
Cruise look doesn't do it for me. Apart from that, I usually like
guys who are funny, inquisitive, clever (nerds are fine as long as
you leave the house occasionally!), and a little bit naughty. I've
got a soft spot for blokey guys who fix stuff, grow beards and lift
heavy things, but I also rather like arty, creative guys. If you're
in a band that doesn't suck then I'll probably want to make out
with you. Oh, and I'm a big fan of spelling and punctuation, so if
you deal in real sentences you're in with a chance.
