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bike_camper

42 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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self centered.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
basically staring at a wall waiting for the whole stupid show to end.

the wall is metaphorical.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
who cares? I'll tell you this, tourists are really good at getting in the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
no idea. it's not the kind of thing people tell you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cumpy has an Itch by Phartrell Ingursuns

(it's not a real book)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food
air
water
shelter

I guess #5 would be other people, but that would probably be misconstrued.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lunch, dinner... etc etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing disturbing amounts of heroin cut with insecticide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I poopled a unicorn
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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I've responded to maybe one message in the 3-4 years I've been on here. you probably shouldn't bother.