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bikecleaver

30 Berkeley, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Job
Other
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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Awe the hell with it, let a woman decide. It took me two months to realize that shed seemingly known the entire. Time and I know that I like her too because she gets a lot out of me and never has to specify when she speaks. And on few occasions when I complain to her she looks at me like I'm as dumb as piece of pumpkin pie, and I can see her think, "What did you think, did you think we were trying to put you on the moon or something, your a floor model, suck it up, and stop wasting time." One nice thing since she's been around I do feel a little masculine from time to time, or at least I can tell when she's ran out of patience . I like her definition of masculinity, it includes what's masculine about me if anything . Or at least what can derive of it. And I'm not saying a woman can't be wrong, I just noticed she found a place to put my baby grand, got rid of my friends who weren't worth it, apologized for me, though out my ugliest cloths, poured a new gallon of boiling water into a bath every 11 minutes for four hours, to make room in a drawer, who knows what she was doing in their? Fed my ego, went Dutch on a lunch date.
What I’m doing with my life
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On the spectrum
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing seriously broken stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recent stuff I've read: The Unwinding, Flamethrowers by Rachel Kushner, The Unnamed, Harper's revi, N.N.Teleb, The Things They Carried, Inherent Vice (new Pynchon). I adore David Foster Wallace. Admittedly, slightly infatuated with Cat Marnell.

Music: Van Morrison, Joni Mitchell, Muse, Ween, Lou Reed, Paul Simon, Billy Joel, adolescence, with a long list of guilty pleasures including 90's dance mixes, and my hick uncles favorite, the rock band Rush. (Which i wont even listen to except on headphones, and even then feel shame.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The free market, the Coffee, the late nights, the east coast mentality, that good old self guilt, the tire-less humanity, the Dionysian.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How art history relates to exactly what I'm doing or how I relate to exactly what art history did.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows, worlds most distractable!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Trying to look good on paper, so I can look good in person, to others who may happen to be walking about. These promps are killing me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've got a jedi blackbelt, in empathy. If you get excited about your own ideas, but not particularly attached.