Hi, I'm Brandon! I'm this super funny sweet charming guy.
Seriously, just the bees' knees. I'm a mechanical design engineer
who has an equal affinity for outdoorsy stuff (motorcycling,
cycling, mountain biking, running, snowboarding) and indoorsy stuff
(reading books, watching movies, and internetting). I am a
relentless collector of new hobbies and I love learning new things.
What I’m doing with my life
Designing mechanical things, going on the occasional adventure,
spoiling my nephews and nieces when I get the chance. Generally
having a good time.
I’m really good at
I'm more of a jack of all trades than an expert on anything
(specialization is for insects), but I will say that I've probably
forgotten more science fiction than most people will ever know.
It's the one thing I obsess about. But not the crappy movie/tv kind
of science fiction, mostly just the mindblowing book kind.
But I also read lots of "literary" fiction, fantasy, horror,
history, and anything else that strikes my fancy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Toned butt and pretty face. People are so shallow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll limit myself to three of each so we aren't here all day.
The Stars My Destination, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Baroque
Blue Velvet, The Fountain, The Fall
The Wire, Breaking Bad, Simpsons (which actually ended on season 9,
I don't recognize this impostor that's been hanging around for damn
near 20 years.)
I gravitate towards weird genre-defying bands with cult followings
like Primus, Clutch, and Electric Six. But my bread and butter
tunes are classic 80s-90s punk.
I eat everything, but sushi is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
imaginary conversations with people I haven't seen in a long time.
I can't explain it, it's just my brain's go-to place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating pizza. Could be anywhere though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read the entire Twilight series so I could actually know how bad
it was. (Spoilers: Very bad)
You should message me if
Go on a motorcycle ride or a hike, or talk about books or movies,
or bitch about those god damn republicans.