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31 Mission Viejo, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–29
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My Details

Last Online
Jul 17, 2013
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Brandon! I'm this super funny sweet charming guy. Seriously, just the bees' knees. I'm a mechanical design engineer who has an equal affinity for outdoorsy stuff (motorcycling, cycling, mountain biking, running, snowboarding) and indoorsy stuff (reading books, watching movies, and internetting). I am a relentless collector of new hobbies and I love learning new things.
What I’m doing with my life
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Designing mechanical things, going on the occasional adventure, spoiling my nephews and nieces when I get the chance. Generally having a good time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm more of a jack of all trades than an expert on anything (specialization is for insects), but I will say that I've probably forgotten more science fiction than most people will ever know. It's the one thing I obsess about. But not the crappy movie/tv kind of science fiction, mostly just the mindblowing book kind.
But I also read lots of "literary" fiction, fantasy, horror, history, and anything else that strikes my fancy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Toned butt and pretty face. People are so shallow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll limit myself to three of each so we aren't here all day.

The Stars My Destination, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Baroque Cycle.

Blue Velvet, The Fountain, The Fall

The Wire, Breaking Bad, Simpsons (which actually ended on season 9, I don't recognize this impostor that's been hanging around for damn near 20 years.)

I gravitate towards weird genre-defying bands with cult followings like Primus, Clutch, and Electric Six. But my bread and butter tunes are classic 80s-90s punk.

I eat everything, but sushi is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical Activity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
imaginary conversations with people I haven't seen in a long time. I can't explain it, it's just my brain's go-to place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating pizza. Could be anywhere though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read the entire Twilight series so I could actually know how bad it was. (Spoilers: Very bad)
You should message me if
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Go on a motorcycle ride or a hike, or talk about books or movies, or bitch about those god damn republicans.

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